An elite team of FBI profilers analyze the country’s most twisted criminal minds, anticipating their next moves before they strike again. The Behavioral Analysis Unit’s most experienced agent is David Rossi, a founding member of the BAU who returns to help the team solve new cases.
he killed a man with his bare fucking hands. that should be reason enough to not fucking fight aaron hotchner.
you could fight her and you’d probably lose, but life is already fighting her and winning so please don’t fight emily prentiss. give her a hug instead, maybe get her some coffee. don’t fight her.
she may look smol and non-threatening, but she will fucking beat the piss out of you in about 10 seconds flat. so don’t fight jennifer jareau, unless you enjoy being round-house kicked in the face.
do not fight derek morgan because he is derek morgan.
you could fight spencer reid and win, but why would you have any reason to fight spencer reid? because he beat you in a chess tournament? or keeps rambling about doctor who? why are you trying to fight that human lemur?
you’d definitely win the fight, but fighting her would be like whaling on a kitten so you’re going to hell if you decide to fight penelope garcia. plus morgan would come and kill you. so don’t fight garcia.
why are you still considering fighting fbi agents? don't fight alex blake? she could kill you? are you ok?
she hasn't been on the team long, but it's already apparent that you Should Not Fight Her.
he is a complete asshole and you should fight him. beat his ass. he’s dead but you can still kick the shit out of his corpse, please.
don’t fight elle unless you have a death wish honestly why is this even under consideration.
she has 3 guns. don’t fight her.
he may be up there in years, but he could still fucking beat your ass and nobody would feel bad for you. don't fight david rossi.