Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you. The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.
What you NOT GON DO on this good day is trash Angelina Jolie.

I don’t care if you still stanning for Jennifer Aniston.  I don’t care if you still think she’s a wronged woman (even though she’s clearly moved on and is married anyway).  You not finna drag Angelina Jolie up and down the innanets today.

One:
Angelina Jolie is a good person, even if you think she’s tacky for collecting brown kids from here to Zumumba.  I don’t deign to know the inner workings of the white woman brain so I can’t tell you why her family portraits look like United Colors of Benetton, but I do know that those kids have a bomb-ass life with a loving mother and a house full of siblings.  I’m jealous.  I would let Angelina adopt me tomorrow.

Two:
You can’t STEAL a person.  Angelina didn’t sneak into Jennifer Aniston’s bedroom and put Brad in a dufflebag.  They met, they fell in love, shit happens.  Have you never fallen in love with the wrong person?  And unless you were there in the bedroom helping Brad put on the condom, you don’t konw whether they were smashing during his marriage to Jennifer.  They both said they weren’t, and Angelina said she coudl never do that to another woman beacuse her father did that to her mother.  That’s good enough for me.  Let it go.

Three:
Half the rumors say Angelina wants out because she doesn’t like Brad’s parenting style, and the other half say that Brad is having an affair with Marion Cotillard because they were in a movie together.  Whether you believe it or not, Angelina isn’t getting some kind of karmic comeuppance if her man leaves her for another woman.  Do you really think Jennifer is sitting around letting Calgon take her away, drinking a glass of chardonnay and reveling in this turn of events?  She truly does not care, and neither should you.

Four:
WHY IS NO ONE DRAGGING BRAD?  Y'all have YET to trash that man and he’s the one who LEFT Jennifer FOR Angelina!  And if the current rumors are true, he’s doing it again!  Y'all steady trynna boo-hiss at Angelina while Brad gets a free pass when he’d rather have an affair than work on his marriage!  I don’t actually believe that rumor, but y'all do, and your posts about it tacky.  

As usual, it’s all the woman’s fault.  She’s tacky for collecting kids (even though half those kids were adopted *after* Brad & Angelina were a pair), and she deserves to get left because she stole Brad from Jennifer (even though a grown ass man can’t be stolen from anybody).  I’m mad at y'all.  Do better.  All this feminism talk and support for women goes out the window as soon as a high-profile celebrity ends up with egg on her face and you can’t wait to drag her through the mud.

NOT.  TAH-DAY.

#TeamAngelina

“Fuck society, you people make me sick. While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.

The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

– Jennifer Aniston, thegoodlordabove.com