It all started with those letters. Remember how my hatbox went missing? I had letters inside, letters I wrote to the boys I loved. They were supposed to be private, they were never supposed to be sent, but then somebody did, and everything turned into a mess. Josh got one, and Peter got one, and I was just so humiliated… Peter and I decided to pretend to date so I could save face in front of Josh and he could make his ex-girlfriend jealous, and the whole thing just spun out of control.
how I imagine Once Upon a Time staff meetings going
*everybody sitting in a circle*
okay, staff, the budget is going to be really small for this next episode
so that means we're going to have to make more cuts
*faint disapproving murmur*
which means no special effects
I know what you're guys thinking, but we can make it work. Now if everyone would put their thinking hats on and try to come up with a good solution...
*the whole staff puts on prop Wizard hats*
what if we make the Door invisible? You know, they can just pretend it's there and we can work something out with the kids from that elementary school that usually do our special effects as their semester project?
good, good, glad that you guys are starting to think openly, but I am not clicking to the idea, anyone else?
hey, hey wait! What if we use a copy of this printout picture of the door that we all got on orientation day? What if the picture is actually the door?