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DC MASTERLIST

Groups:


Joker & Harley

Hello, Again

Suicide Squad

Too Close for Comfort

You’re Not You When You’re Hungry

Children, Ew.

Clark + Bruce

Weakness


Individual Characters:

Bruce Wayne (Batman)

Till’ Heartbreak Do We Part

Why Me?

Oops, I Pulled the Trigger

Bets

Driving Lessons

The Future Unfolds

Almost

Knowing You (PT. 2 of Almost)

Coming Home

Punishment

Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)

A Life Worth Taking

Damian Wayne (Robin IV)

Arguments & Lip-Lock

Love In The Sheets

Remember When We Were Free

The Way The Laugh Breads

Safe & Sound

1 + 1 = You and Me

Jason Todd (Red Hood)

An Us We Never Will Be

Your side of “An Us We Never Will Be”

Where Have You Gone?

Time

Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

Songbird

Kitty Likes to Play

Oh Golly, Batman!


Chato Santana (El Diablo)

Goals

Rick Flag

Unrequited

Romeo & Juliet 2.0

What.

P is for Pregnancy

Who You Are

Joker

The Other Quinzel

Fun

Held Up

Sorry lol

Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn)

Sugary Sweet

Black & Red (+ Deadpool) 

Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Her Bumblebee

June Moon (Enchantress)

Luna

Lex Luthor

You Jelly Bro?

Blueberry Muffin (Smallville Lex)

Why?

Five Things

Waylon Jones (Killer Croc)

Memories Fade, Faces Don’t

George Harkness (Cap. Boomerang)

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Floyd Lawton (Deadshot)

Pregnancy in Paradise

Girlfriend & Girl Friend

Thank You…


Groups:

BatBoys

Living With Jason Todd and Dick Grayson

Jason Todd and Dick Grayson Liking The Same Person

How The Batboys React To Losing Their S/O

Young Justice

The Young Justice Team Reacting to The Reader Being From Our World


Harley & Joker

Being Harley & The Joker’s Child May Include…

Suicide Squad

Being The Child of One of the Squad Members May Include…

Where They Kiss You

Being in a Polyamorous relationship with the Squad May Include…

Being a Part-Time member of the Squad May Include…

Spending Your Birthday With The Squad May Include…


Individual Characters:

Jason Todd (Red Hood)

Living with Jason Todd

Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

Living with Dick Grayson

Date Nights with Dick Grayson May Include…

Damian Wayne (Robin IV)

Dating Damian Wayne (Robin) May Include…

Barabra Gorden (Batgirl)

Barabra Bringing Home a Girlfriend May Include…

Clark Kent (Superman)

Being Clark Kent (Superman)’s Child May Include…

Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)

Being Bruce Wayne’s (Batman) Sibling and Dating Diana Prince (Wonder Woman) May Include…
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Being A Hero and Dating Diana Prince (Wonder Woman) May Include…

Beining Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)’s Child May Include…


Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow)

Dating The Scarecrow (Jonathan Crane) May Include…

Harvey Dent (Two-Face)

Dating Harvey Dent (Two-Face) May Include…

Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)


Ra’s Al Ghul

Dating Ra’s Al Ghul May Include…

Joker

Dating The Joker May Include…

Being Joker’s Sane Sibling May Include…

Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn)

Dating Harley Quinn May Include…

Date Nights with Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel) May Include…

Chato Santana (El Diablo)

Dating El Diablo (Chato Santana) May Include…

Being the Child of El Diablo (Chato Santana) May Include…

Waylon Jones (Killer Croc)

Dating Killer Croc (Waylon Jones) May Include…

Being Killer Croc’s (Waylon Jones) Kid May Include…

Killer Croc (Waylon Jones) Being  Overprotective May Include… (THIS SUCKS BTW)

Beauty and the Beast AU

Dating Nights with Killer Croc (Waylon Jones) May Include…

George Harkness (Captain Boomerang)

Dating Captain Boomerang (George Harkness) May Include…

Floyd Lawton (Deadshot)

Dating Deadshot (Floyd Lawton) May Include…

Family Time With Floyd and Zoe May Include…

June Moon (Enchantress)

Being Enchantress’ Sibling May Include…

Rick Flag

Dating Rick Flag May Include..

Amanda Waller

Being Amanda Waller’s Child May Include…

anonymous asked:

Hi ~~ I want to prove for my friend that kaisoo is REAL so can u help me ? have an idea or somthin ? T-T

Hey anon :) wow you got a big task on hand!!

(firstly.. credit to gif/vid/pic owners!!! some gifs are my own tho)

well.. One of the biggest proofs as to kaisoo being real is still the jagi/jagiya (darling, honey) incident (when Nini called Soo jagi, that accidentally got caught by a microphone)

With most of the jagi videos you need earphones to actually hear it, but in this vid you can actually hear it through your pc’s speakers pretty clearly (at least I can) you just gotta raise the volume a bit. Look at su-ho’s expression while you’re at it! (he’s not happy)

BUT there’s A LOT of other reasons too anon!

This vid is a personal favorite of mine. Nini is obviously flirting with Soo in this one. and it’s also been said that it’s pretty much a fact, cuz Nini switches from formal to informal speech (and back again) throughout the entire conversation which apparently is a flirting technique(??) and the babo “stupid” part is very important.. not only cuz of how cute Nini looks but the implication of it. 

The eskimo kiss! bros don’t do that if they’re only bros.. it’s highly intimate (at least in my opinion) to press up your nose against another bros nose while smiling lovingly (might I add) at each other?!

Asian idol awards brought a lot of bts kaisoo (which is the best and most genuine kind). I could put all the moments from that day here, but i’m going to especially highlight this moment, when Soo gave Nini’s finger a massage handjob. Let me just tell you.. a bro doesn’t react the way Nini did (moaning and groaning) if it was only his bro touching him. It’d be weird. This is erotic tbh.  

(funny story.. they were huddling up, and instead of putting his hand on top of the others nini decided to ONLY reach for soo’s hand instead)

touches that aren’t meant for the world to see… 

A lot more under the cut!!

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sweet-coffee-jelly  asked:

What are some of your favourite pickup lines?

“Hi, I’m Steve Rogers: Captain America.”
“Can I help you with that?” And then I carry whatever it is with as little effort as possible.
“On your left.”
“I owe you one.” This one may seem surprising, but because I find myself in sticky situations on an almost daily basis, a lot of the time my crushes help me out and then I take them on dates to say thanks. It’s a win-win situation.

That about covers it. Also, hi, I’m Steve Rogers: Captain America. ;-)

^ Sorry Ryuji, but Makoto is Akira’s OTL (one true love)!

^ WOAH, JELLY, BRO?????

^ Smart, smart boy… but it’s metal knuckles instead of an axe, though…

It’s been sometime since my first one of these which was way back when I had hit 100 followers. I got 200 so fast after that I just never bothered doing it. And now, there is 300 of you somehow. Thank you all for sticking around and enjoying my Ardyn Izunia roleplay!

Anyway, I have some people I really want to call out and say special words to. These are under the cut.

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Beginner’s Guide to HunHan

Yo ~ Thomas here :P

JUST SO YOU KNOW, this is a very brief look into the wonderful world of HunHan. I only spent a few hours on this, so I haven’t covered a lot…but I hope it’s aaigh :P

The contents of this BGTHH shall consist of the following:

0. A Brief introduction to Hunhan

1. The bubble Tea Propaganda

2. The Jelly Sehunnie Speculation

3. The post-EXO era

4. The POST-POST EXO ERA Late 2015-present (aka, the FML era/the return of Hunhan ?)

- A Brief Introduction to Hunhan

Now, a lot of people ask me:

“So like…why do you ship Hunhan so much. Isn’t it…kinda weird? LOL”

And trust me, I am no longer friends with these people. Joking.

WELL, Mister Ship-sinker, I’ll tell you why I love hunhan so much.

Ever since debut, Hunhan has always been like…

Sehunnnieee, LuHannie’s happy to see youuuuu ;w; <3 

And I KNOW what you’re thinking:

“But Thomas, that’s just fan-service. All boy bands do that.”

IS IT THOUGH. IS IT REALLY…okay maybe I don’t actually know, but I know for a FACT that the following are PROBABLY NOT…PROBABLY.

 ^^ Look at how happy they are around each other!!! They didn’t even know they were on camera, and yet they’re still so close, just enjoying each other’s company and oh shit it’s just beautiful.

I really love this one though ^^ because they don’t even look like they’re aware of their surroundings. They’re just too busy being cute together ;w;

^^I’m putting this in the Hunhan intro for two reasons. Firstly, during this interview, Sehun was asked to say something good about each person standing next to him (Tao and Jongdae), but instead he kind of just went “I would actually like to talk about LuHan” and then just went on to say all this adorable fluffiness and I died. (If you want to know what he actually said, you can find the interview here

Secondly, the way he instantaneously can speak so fondly of him not only showcases his genuine adoration towards LuHan, but also shows that he has a strong personal connection and ermagerd the Hunhan feels ;w;

^^^I don’t really have much of an explanation/analysis for this, it just kind of turns me on so I thought I’d leave it in here *teehee*

Hunhan inflicted boners…gotta love ‘em

-The Bubble Tea Propaganda 

So, how did Hunhan come to be, you might ask? Well it’s simple.

Bubble Tea.

Yes. Bubble Tea.

During their first year of Debut, it was revealed that Sehun and LuHan often went to have bubble tea together (both of them having turned out to be bubble tea addicts apparently.) It was from this that our bubble-baby ship “HunHan” was born.

PS it’s now just general EXO knowledge to know that Sehun’s favourite is Choco and LuHan’s is Taro (Yam…I think)

 (yep, welcome to EXO-L. #Priorities right there)

LuHan talking about Sehun is just too cute though…because UNLIKE SEHUN who is generally just all up in yer face, like “XIAO LU?? HE’S GREAT!! I LOVE HIM!!” LuHan was always a little less forward/more reserved I guess, but it was little fond moments like these that showed his true feelings of affection towards Sehun. Platonic or not, no one can deny…they have a hella strong bond.

(Even Kyungsoo knows it)

Awww, that expression ;w; Sehunnie <3 bless him

I’m smiling so much right now TEEHEEE I really need to chill bro XD

- Jelly Sehunnie Speculation 

Now, it’s not exactly a secret amongst the EXO-Ls that Sehun can tend to be a liiiiittle childish at times. But, can you blame him? He is the youngest of the group anyhow…

And he had an adorable tendency to get a little possessive, especially with his LuHannie.

^^ The “Oh-my-god-Jongin-don’t-you-touch-my-XiaoLu-you-lil–” face


^^Sehun: *Notices Jongdae’s hand on LuHan’s wrist* The fuck is this shit?

^^Sehun: Lol, nope-ity nope, I don’t think so.

LuHan: La-la-la-la-laaaa *innocent innocent*

^^Sehun: *Turns 180 degrees and blocks Jongdae from LuHan*

^^Sehun: I promise I won’t break your face as long as you don’t touch LuHan :D

Apparently Sehun can’t keep is hands to himself ;)

-Post EXO-era

This is the part I wasn’t too keen on disguising…purely because, I remember back when this actually happened, and it was a genuinely heartbreaking time for me, along with a shitload of EXO-Ls and longterm HunHan supporters.

Yep, you guessed it. LuHan’s departure from EXO (noooooooooo)

I’m not sure if you guys can see it in this image clearly, but in the video Sehun is seen walking past one of LuHan’s advertisement posters in Beijing Airport. His reaction is unadulterably heartbreaking. He becomes so emotional that he has to sit down and take a breather. Just thinking about it now makes my heart swell. Poor guy…

And as it’s been said before on many other occasions, Sehun’s general mood and persona significantly dropped after LuHan’s sudden departure from EXO. You could see how visibly downhearted he was to no longer have LuHan around. I feel as though he almost lost that peppy playfulness, maybe even matured a little, after he left. You can interpret Sehun’s behaviour however you want…

BUT…and it’s a huge but (lol) you and I both know that Sehun and LuHan were undoubtably close. Even if you don’t ship HunHan, you can’t deny that fact. Seeing Sehun so heartbroken and lonely after someone so close to him ran straight out of his life is just… *crawls under bedsheets* *sobs*

-Late 2015-Present (FML)


Lol, no big deal right? I mean, LuHan can cyber stalk Sehun if he wants. TBH he probably cyberstalks all of the EXO members…Buuuut he only liked the ones of Sehun? HUH okai *trollolololollolololllollolol*

But that’s not why I’m FMLing right now.



I’m FMLing because of THIS.

AND THIS.

Firstly, it’s been literally a year since LuHan’s been in Korea and now he’s just suddenly popped right out of the blue, literally the same week that SM puts Tao, Kris and LuHan back on the official EXO-M profile list.

There is a chance that the website was hacked and some troll decided to break 10000 of people’s hearts with one click…BUT I do find it a little coincidental that LuHan JUST SO HAPPENED to be in Korea about maybe three or so days before.

Like…for real?

“But Thomas, what does that have to do with Hunhan?”

Well I’m glad you asked.

I literally wrote a whole post about this BLOODY photo, but basically, I’m 97% sure that this photo (the photo Sehun recently posted on his IG account) is LuHan. I’m not going to say it actually IS him because I have no solid evidence (if you want to read more into that doe, the post is here)

The fact is that, if Hunhan ever do have a solid reunion, it’ll be the continuation of something beautiful that was long forgotten by many. I know a lot of people abandoned Hunhan for Sekai (which by the way, I’m totally okay with. Ship whatever the fuck you want, it’s all good bro) and the reason I make posts like these are to keep Hunhan alive. Regardless to if they ever do actually meet again, or if all of this is just my wishful thinking...FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!! I’m not letting this ship sink!!! It’s too beautiful to drown!! I REFUSE!!!

But yeah, that’s a small introduction to the wonderful world of Hunhan :D

You’re in my domain now biatch 

EXO as older brothers
  • Kai: "No no, it's my chicken, I get to eat the largest portion because I'm the older one!"
  • Lay: "Sis? I'm worried... I don't want you to suffer in life, I'll be here for you always"
  • Tao: "You are coming to the party with me, don't ask!"
  • Luhan: "No, you can't come with me and my bros. We are going to play soccer. It's a manly game!"
  • Sehun: "No.. I swear I didn't see your favorite dress" *Mocking you all the time*
  • Suho: *The I'm always studying bro* *Role model material*
  • Kris: *The brother who is always serious but always worries for his little sis* "Want me to send him to another galaxy?"
  • Kyungsoo: "Grrr... I'm the only man in your life. I'm going to teach him a lesson!" *Always jelly bro*
  • Xiumin: "Wanna go for an ice cream?" *The bff bro*
  • Chen: "What's wrong? Wanna talk about it? Is it your boyfriend again?" *Reliable bro*
  • Chanyeol: "What are you doing? What's that? Miss me?" *Clingy old bro*
  • Baekhyun: *Always giving you "advice"* "Boys are bay Y/N. Really bad. If you get close to them, you'll get sick"