for every awkward highschool moment that was too important to regret

conspiracy theory:
santa claus is actually claus from mother 3. child claus delivered all the presents to little boys n girls for many years before returning to his world while still appearing as a child. after real claus died due to events of momther 3 and could not deliver the presents any more the governments of the world tried to cover up and push a new Santa on the world. but little did they know, a game would b made to expose the truth that claus has died. n that is why Mother 3 was never sold in markets outside of japan, because the US and other country’s governments feared the truth would be figured out
—  tumblr user jel-lee

little bitter, little cruel, little strange, little awk


seven years later and this still makes me laugh

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