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War of the pick up lines (via text)
  • W:I love you like it's my last day on earth (+1)
  • S:Ew shut up
  • W:Never
  • S:It doesn't compare to my love for you being like diarrhea. I just can't keep it in. (+1)
  • W:...the face I just made to that...LOL
  • S:Omg babe did I ever mention how your eyes are like wrenches? They make my nuts tighten. (+1)
  • W:LMFAO!!! I'm like looking around hoping people don't see my reactions.
  • S:Isn't it snowing in ott right now?
  • W:No. Sky is clear. I'm trying to figure out to say something to those comments but LOL I can't omg.
  • S:Well you better watch out...cause I'm like a snow storm. Ill give you 8-10 inches and keep you inside for the whole weekend. (+1)
  • W:LOL OMFG AHA
  • S:Did I ever tell you though that I'm like a firefighter? I find em hot and leave them wet. While you're like a pick up truck...it takes more than one load to get the job done. (+1)
  • W:Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? (+1)
  • S:Oh I forgot you worked at Subway, cause you gave me a footlong. (+1)
  • W:Oh, well sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? (+1)
  • S:Did I ever tell you you're legs are like peanut butter? Smooth, creamy and easy to spread. (+1)
  • W:I'd like to squirtle over you (+1)
  • S:Babe my boxers are cotton, are your boxers felt? No? Would you like it to be? (+1)
  • W:LMAO!!!!! Omfg I fell while reading that. (-5)
  • -KNOCKOUT- [Snorlax = 7 points/Wobbuffet = -1 point]