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this e 3 they announce that they’re Killing mario today. reggie rolls out mario who is bound to a stretcher and the crowd goes wild as he raises a zweihander. mario is screaming but it’s drowned out by the crowd. “mama mia!” he screams, as he is cleaved to bits

e3 2017

“Now i know all of you are excited to see what us at nintendo are bringing to present today… well, You’re in for a real treat. This plumber’s about to face his last goomba!”
*Reggie rolls out a screaming mario on a stretcher as the crowd goes wild*
“Mama mia indeed!”
*reggie lifts up his zweihander*

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