jeffrey murdock

Coupling

“Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn’t sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn’t say ‘Hey it’s just your basic hinge, let’s knock off early.’ He said ‘Behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name.’” - Jeff

“These are my ovaries.” - Sally
“Please come inside.” - Susan