Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of humankind if you were a space alien with a special mind-ray? Make all women telepathic. Cos’ if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they’d kill us all on the spot. Men are not people! We are disgustoids in human form.
“Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn’t sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn’t say ‘Hey it’s just your basic hinge, let’s knock off early.’ He said ‘Behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name.’” - Jeff
“These are my ovaries.” - Sally
“Please come inside.” - Susan