jeffrey drag

There’s a beautiful man reading a book in the field behind Zhenya’s backyard. The field is technically Zhenya’s property, but he never bothered to do anything with it. At first he thinks he’s dreaming. Then, after studying the guy’s clothing, looking as if he stole from the set of Little House on the Prairie, he thinks he’s seeing ghosts.

“Are you ghost?” Zhenya asks, reeling Jeffrey in, who is suddenly very interested in bounding over to the man and—sniffing him or mauling him, Zhenya isn’t too sure. “Please say no.”

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top 5 locations for evgeni malkin to kick my ass

5. st. basil’s cathedral- moscow, russia. reason: he will be on his home turf in russia and is much less likely to face criminal charges for kicking my ass.

4. his home -pittsburgh, pennsylvania. reason: i know that bitch has a pool he could drown me in. also could use jeffrey to drag my lifeless body somewhere to hide.

3. any local mcdonald’s- pittsburgh, pennsylvania. reason: it is very likely i will not be the only one getting my ass beat at the mcdonald’s so it will be inconspicuous. also he can get a big mac and a vanilla milkshake when he’s done.

2. ppg paints arena - pittsburgh, pennsylvania. reason: he likely knows many hidden places and closets to hide my unconscious body until i wake up from the ass-kicking-induced coma.

1. sidney crosby’s childhood home - cole harbour, nova scotia. reason: could stuff me in that fucking dryer and have sidney take slapshot practice.

Too Hot To Handle: Chapter Eight

So I kinda wrote a different kind of fanfiction. It’s nothing as in depth as my other fics so I am going to post it here. ENJOY!!

       ***Actor, Real Person Fanfiction, Walking Dead RPF***

Featuring: Jeffrey Dean Morgan X Original Female Character, Norman Reedus and others.. (FYI this is total fiction, as in I know nothing about JDMs life or that of his real SO and son etc. Because of this, for this work of fiction, they don’t exist. Jeffrey’s been a typical actor playboy dating fellow stars etc. This is written for sick daydreaming pleasure.)

Aria St. James is a busy woman with a thriving restaurant. She thought she had everything she needed until a few famous faces visit her dining room. A tall, dark and handsome actor decides Aria’s just what he’s been looking for.

Rating: Mature


Leaving her car at the restaurant, the couple rode to her place making the normally ten minute drive in under five. Aria couldn’t keep the grin off her face as Jeffrey all but dragged her up the walkway and into her condo.  The door slammed shut and the lock was flipped before the towering man crowded her into the wall. His hands and mouth were everywhere it seemed, that sinful tongue rasping dirty fucking nothings into her ear. 

“You want me to nail you to this wall babygirl?” He asked, his breath panted against her neck as he lifted her leg above his hip. His thick thigh pressed between hers, the course denim dragging a delicious friction against her clit
“Fuck. Jeff.” She moaned as his hands squeezed her ass while he rut into her. “Anywhere. Everywhere.” Aria gasped before she was hauled up and wrapped around his body, the man carrying her blindly towards the living room while devouring her mouth. 

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Too Hot To Handle: Chapter Twenty Five

So I kinda wrote a different kind of fanfiction. It’s nothing as in depth as my other fics so I am going to post it here. ENJOY!!***Actor, Real Person Fanfiction, Walking Dead RPF***Featuring: Jeffrey Dean Morgan X Original Female Character, Norman Reedus and others.. (FYI this is total fiction, as in I know nothing about JDMs life or that of his real SO and son etc. Because of this, for this work of fiction, they don’t exist. Jeffrey’s been a typical actor playboy dating fellow stars etc. This is written for sick daydreaming pleasure.)

Aria St. James is a busy woman with a thriving restaurant. She thought she had everything she needed until a few famous faces visit her dining room. A tall, dark and handsome actor decides Aria’s just what he’s been looking for.

Rating: Mature : NSFW **dirty dirty**



Originally posted by mypapawinchester


Jeffrey sat on the sand as Aria stood knee deep in the water, her wind swept hair blowing over her bare shoulder. She did end up having a bikini, the little black thing leaving little to the imagination, much to Jeffrey’s delight. 

Turning slightly she smiled at him and spoke over the sound of the waves. “You getting in with me?”

In a bit.“ He replied, wagging a pack of cigarettes at her.
Rolling her eyes with a tiny smile, she muttered, "Nasty habit, Mr. Morgan.”
Placing one between his lips, he mumbled, “I’ve cut back.”

Originally posted by emeraldpastel

“Mhmm.“ She replied, wading further into the water before diving into the waves. Taking a drag, Jeffrey watched her swim a little further out before treading water. The grin she flashed him, had Jeffrey’s chest cinching up into a pleasant knot. 

"Fuckin’ hell.” He huffed, sucking in a sharp lungful of nicotine. Ever since the engagement party, where Randy encouraged him to propose, despite how fast it seemed, Jeffrey hadn’t been able to think of anything else. The evening prior, while Aria slept soundly beside him, Jeffrey searched the internet for jewelry stores nearby. He was going to ask her, he couldn’t get it out of his head and the idea of doing it while away from everyone and everything seemed perfect. All he needed to do was somehow make an excuse to leave the house without her. 

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