Fella’s if you have a girlfriend, one of the smartest things you can ever do is to keep note of when she starts her period. That will be the longest and most testing week of your life if you don’t plan accordingly.
Don’t act too happy, cause usually she’s pissed the hell off and seeing you smiling will ignite the raging inferno in her. THIS WILL ONLY GET YOU KILLED!
Don’t ask how she’s feeling, cause she feels like shit.
With all the sincerity in my heart, don’t say dumb guy stuff, or be sarcastic. This is equivalent to pulling a lions tail. I know we have a tendency to like to lighten up the mood with some random shenanigans or one liners…THIS WILL ONLY GET YOU KILLED!
“Catch The Mood”…She can go from hormonal to horny faster than Kim Kardashian nuptials, maybe even quicker.
Don’t make “period jokes” or say anything in reference to it. THIS WILL ONLY GET YOU KILLED!
(This concludes my safety into surviving menstruation week..MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.)
I admire people who can take candid pictures on the edge of cliffs and roof tops. I’m always paranoid that somebody or something will just push me off..and that will be the end of my life story. Sucks…