Confession of the day: I’m in love with a Food Network reality show contestant. And I don’t care if he has a wife and babies and stuff, because there are cold hard facts about this man which makes him a sexual dynamo in my eyes and this cannot be denied. He wears funny headbands. He looks kind of like Jimmy Fallon but TALLER. He is extremely funny and has a ridiculous voice. He’s from Chicago. HE MAKES A LIVING MAKING DELICIOUS SANDWICHES.
And I honestly don’t know what else soulmates are supposed to be made of.
jeff mauro’s existence is such a gift to geoffrey zakarian bc jeff like HAS to make sure he can vibe with anyone he’s thrown in with bc he’s still got the ‘new guy proving himself’ thing and geoffrey desperately needs to be thrown a line by someone who’s not going to just defer to him and they are honestly a weird team that somehow works ??
i know that i am the only one to blame since i’m the one at home watching food network on a friday night but this fucking HOUR LONG ad for disney cruises disguised as a “special” with a bunch of b-list fn celebs pretending to be thrilled by every little thing on this fucking boat is something no one deserves