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What’s this? If IMDb is right my dreams come true cause I had asked this and I was like “only in my dreams”. I had asked paintball too and J/A moments. I can’t wait for the 6x12 even if I haven’t seen the sneak peek I read that it is great.. I want Donald back😁😁

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Watch below a new trailer for History’s upcoming Roland Joffé-directed, 10-hour event series Texas Rising, which debuts on May 25th and stars Bill Paxton, Brendan Fraser, Ray Liotta, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Olivier Martinez, Thomas Jane, Crispin Glover, Rhys Coiro, Jeremy Davies, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, Christopher McDonald, Max Thieriot, Chad Michael Murray, Trevor Donovan, Robert Knepper, Jeff Fahey, Rob Morrow and Kris Kristofferson.

In 1836, west of the Mississippi was considered the Wild West and the Texas frontier was viewed as hell on earth. Crushed from the outside by Mexican armadas and attacked from within by ferocious Comanche tribes—no one was safe. But this was a time of bravery, a time to die for what you believed in and a time to stand tall against the cruel rule of the Mexican General Santa Anna (Martinez). The heroic General Sam Houston (Paxton), the rag tag Rangers and the legendary “Yellow Rose of Texas” lead this story of the human will to win against insurmountable odds. At the end, the Texas flags stood tall and victorious, claiming a piece of history for all eternity.

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Highlights:
  • Pierce: “I’ve been told I look like a Kennedy.”
    Jeff: “Nope, not an idea. That’s a statement.”
  • The History assignment: “Pick any moment from history and tell me about it. Be as creative as you want, or not, I don’t care. Professor Cornwa…”
  • Annie: “Shirley, I’m speaking for both you and me.”
    Shirley: “Then you might want to teach your mouth how to say ‘we are’ and ‘us.’”
  • Troy: “I thought that would work…”
  • The light switch check guy.
  • Body switch penis check.
  • Jeff: “Dean, I need you.”
    Dean: “It’s happening… Shut the door.”

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  • Dean: “How am I supposed to keep track of what you tell me in confidence and what I hear through your walls with a glass to my ear?”
  • Britta’s boombox.
  • Dean: “Can you say that last part again? These walls are entirely too thick.”
  • “WINGNIT”
  • Abed (on why his dip has been in the fridge for two years): “I was saving it for a special occasion.”
  • Pierce: “You ask one lady if she’s Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you’re the bad guy.”
  • Jeff (to Britta): “You really you’d this one, huh.”
  • William Snr: “Reminds me of the time I was Ralph Lauren.”
  • Britta: “Show me on the dinner roll where you’re hurt.”
  • Troy: “Why did I have to go third?!”
  • Abed: “I drew a map of your house on my stomach.”
    Shirley: “I know what my house looks like.”
  • Shirley: “And then Pierce did white face over black face…”

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