jeff the liar

  • BEN: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • [Silence]
  • Hoody: I did, I broke it-
  • BEN: No. No, you didn’t. Toby?
  • Toby: Don’t look at me. Look at Masky.
  • Masky: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Toby: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Masky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Toby: Suspicious.
  • Masky: No, it’s not.
  • Jane: If it matters... probably not... Jeff was the last one to use it.
  • Jeff: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Jane: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jeff: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jane!
  • Hoody: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, BEN.
  • BEN: No. Who broke it?
  • Jason: BEN, EJ has been awfully quiet...
  • EJ: Really?!
  • Jason: Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to BEN in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • BEN: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

The best and the worst ships are the ones who are endgame but you need to wait literally eternity for them. You see their love almost in the beginning, you’re so sure they’re going with this two for endgame after some time but right now they’re trying to sell other ships along the way. I watch how shippers argue, then their ships dies, and then there is another love interest along the way (and it goes on and on and on). And they scream “It’s true love” after 2 episodes while I’m here waiting 2 years already (or hmm 4 years because I have ships like that). This endgame couple can say some shit like “I intend to be your last love, however long it takes” and still they’re always some people who will say “this ship is dead, move on” and I’m like “but bitch were, this two are still alive while yours are not”. Or they argue that obviously this character doesn’t care about another character AT ALL even though it was stated in the show that she/he “care about him/her more” (than the others). Or you know, when she/he begs for his/her life “I will do anything, just please don’t kill him/her” (where anything means here “I will give you my life”) and you still see some delusional people saying “it’s just bro and another bro”. Like yeah, because I’d go into hell for everyone, sure. Or when long time has passed since something “romantic” was between this two&now they’re just “platonic” friends and everyone says “they moved on, you should to!” and I’m like “wait for it..” and then some other character see how they care about each other with some quote like “He still likes her, doesn’t he?”. And to all writers. Listen. I’m all in for this ships, I love slow burn, but honestly, sometimes, I’m just so fucking tired so can they happen already?

anonymous asked:

OK so Paul said the other account is lying because Jeff replied to his email telling it's not true and a lot says Paul's a liar who should we believe?

Well Jeff is also a liar so who knows?


Jeff and Abed, being perfect.  We all know that Trobed is the truest OTP, but Jeff and Abed have a quieter bromance that cannot be matched.