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Slenderman: Can you do that for me?

Jeff: Sure, Dad… Why is everyone staring at me.

Ben: You just called Slender “Dad”. You said “Sure, Dad”.

Jeff: What? No, I didn’t. I said sure, man.

Slenderman: Do you see me as a father figure, Jeff?

Jeff: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

EJ: Hey, show your father some respect.

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  • Ticci- Toby - Kastoway ©
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On̸e̸ n̸i̸g̸h̸t̸ o̸f̸ t̸h̸e̸ h̸u̸n̸t̸e̸r̸
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On̸e̸ d̸a̸y̸ i̸ w̸i̸l̸l̸ g̸e̸t̸ r̸e̸v̸e̸n̸g̸e̸
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On̸e̸ n̸i̸g̸h̸t̸ t̸o̸ r̸e̸m̸e̸m̸b̸e̸r̸
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On̸e̸ d̸a̸y̸ i̸t̸'l̸l̸ a̸l̸l̸ j̸u̸s̸t̸ e̸n̸d̸
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anonymous asked:

Since LJ hates kids, I imagine all the tea parties he has with Sally end with her crying because LJ always uses the tea parties as an excuse to tell Sally in extremely explicit detail about how he stalks and brutally murders children all the time. This hits Sally close to home for obvious reasons. When Sally floats away crying LJ and Jeff always do a high five, which leads to Jane kicking their asses.

Jeff has begun to fear her catching him because she wears heels and could probably take his goddamn eye out if she wanted to.

Protective Mom Jane is best Jane 2k17.