jeff taly

So that big character piece I did for the Mass Effect coloring book from Dark Horse? I went ahead and colored it myself :)

She’s given everyone nicknames, it’s usually just how she greets them but they got out of hand. Blue hair noodle, jack attack, kasumi wuumi, wrexy strexy, tali wallie, space husband (it’s the space bit that worries him.), joker woker, edi weedie, chaka-waffle, cortezy, and Jimmy Jam Jam Jimmers.

I’m at *that* part of ME3 again, and this will be my last playthrough for awhile.

I WILL MISS YOU, JOKER AND EDI :(

I WILL MISS YOU, SPECIALIST TRAYNOR :(

I WILL MISS YOU LIARA AND GLYPH AND DR CHAKWAS :(

I WILL MISS YOU GARRUS :(

I WILL REALLY MISS YOU, KAIDAN ;______________:

I WILL MISS YOU TALI AND ENGINEER ADAMS AND DONNELLY AND DANIELS :(

I WILL MISS YOU JAMES AND CORTEZ :(

I WILL MISS YOU JAVIK :(

….hang on…

….

….

never mind.

(sorry, Diana.)

“You will say goodbye and you will look back one last time. And know that wherever you go, we will be with you. This is Commander Shepard, signing off. ”

  • Illusive man: here are the files on your new crew
  • Shepard: i already have a crew
  • Illusive man: no you can't have them
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: wHAT
  • Illusive man:
  • Me: WHAT DID U JUST SAY
  • Illusive man: i
  • Me: DO U WANNA SEE THE SAVIOR OF THE GALAXY THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM
  • Me: CUZ THATS WHAT UR GONNA GET U FUCKTART
  • Me: I WANT MY CREW I DONT CARE ABOUT UR FUCKING FILES ILL SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS
  • Me: IF U THINK IM GOING TO COOPERATE IN THESE CONDITIONS
  • Me: MIRANDA AND JACOB CAN GO FUCK THEMS
  • Me: is that joker