jeff d:

askadragonite  asked:

Jeff: That stone seems pretty precious to you huh? Hows about you just hand it over all nice and easy and i wont pummel you into the ground gyahahaha!

Chris: It’s not right for this dragon to stay stuck in here when the other one’s free, especially when that hurts the world. 

Chris: So, why don’t you- ….not. Try to take it. You big dragon???

63.

three glasses of acidic juice
sewn together with leather strings
teeter on the edge of a ghost’s bedside table.

they each tell a story
and I listen
and drink them
and wait for their contents to erode my teeth
and dissolve my tongue.

it’s best that my mouth not form words at all

for i should not speak ill of the thumbs
that pepper my mornings with dimple shadows
and waves of blood 
that crest and trough
between my brains.

2

JEFF ATKINS DESERVED THE WORLD. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO PASS ALGEBRA AND HELP CLAY GET HIS GIRL.
MY FAVORITE SCENE WITH HIM WAS WHEN THEY WERE AT THE PARTY AND THAT DRUNK GUY WAS TRYING TO GET HANNAH AND CLAY TO PLAY BEER PONG AND HE PULLED HIM AWAY SO CLAY COULD HAVE SOME ALONE TIME WITH HANNAH. LIKE HONESTLY I WANT, NO I NEED A FRIEND LIKE THAT.
EVERYONE NEEDS A JEFF ATKINS.
HE DESERVED BETTER DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS ‼️‼️‼️

Jeff Atkins Imagine

Jeff Atkins x reader

Request: Jeff Atkins fluff imagine?

Imagine Jeff seeing Monty bothering you so he pretends to be your boyfriend to help you.


“And remember class, the homework report is due next class, see you tomorrow, enjoy your weekend.”

The bell rings and I put all my books in my bags. I wait for Justin and his friends to pass me so I don’t have to deal with their idioticity. As I’m still pretending to be busy, Monty looks at me and winks.

“Looking good y/n”

“In your dreams Monty” I say while not looking at him, still getting my things together.

“Or in my bed” he smirks while his friends laugh. Idiots. Like I said. I just ignore them as they all walk out. I say goodbye to my English teacher and start heading to my locker so I can hurry up and meet Tony outside. As I’m walking I feel a hand slap my butt. I whip around and of course it’s Monty.

“Don’t touch me!” I spit. 

“Relax” he smiles, “I just wanted to feel babe.”

“I’m not your ‘babe’ Monty, just leave me alone” I speed walk to my locker still annoyed that he’s following me happily. 

“What’s the rush babe, want to come to my house? I need a tutor” he smirks.

I roll my eyes, “No you’ll need a miracle if you want to pass your classes.”

He grabs my arm “stop playing babe, just come over” I try to wiggle out his grip but he tightens it. 

“No, let go off me” when he doesn’t let go I say it louder.

“Let go!”

“She said let go man.”

I hear a voice say coolly. I turn around and see Jeff leaning against my locker. His face is serious, but he said it so nicely.

“Come on dude, we’re just talking man” Monty laughs.

Jeff looks at Monty’s hand still on my arm and looks back to him.

“Get your hands of my girlfriend ‘dude’”.

Monty’s face change and he lets go immediately, scratching the back of his neck. 

“I didn’t know man, my fault”

“Yeah just walk away man”

Monty looks at me and Jeff one more time and then jogs to catch up to his friends. I look at Jeff, a little dumbfounded from what just happened. I always seen Jeff in the library studying with Clay and sort of developed a crush on him. He seemed sweet. I rubbed my arm, still quiet.

“Thank you” I whispered, “You didn’t have to go through so much trouble.”

“No problem” he smiled, “It felt nice to be your boyfriend for 2 minutes you can say.”

I smile at his comment and closed my locker. “Well thank you, Atkins”.

I started walking down the hall until he called my name behind me.

“Y/n wait!”

I turn around and see him become suddenly nervous.

“I-I was wondering if, you know, you wanted to go to the movies tomorrow night”

I smile, “Of course, maybe then you won’t have to be my ‘fake’ boyfriend”

“I hope so”

OVERWATCH PATCH NOTES - APRIL 1, 2017

PATCH HIGHLIGHTS:

New Hero: Jeff (Tank)

As game director and vice president at Blizzard Entertainment, Jeff Kaplan is the leader and creative vision-holder for Overwatch. Kaplan oversees a crack squad of game development operatives tasked with the following mission parameters: design a highly stylized team-based multiplayer shooter set on a near-future earth, featuring a diverse cast of extraordinary characters embroiled in an epic, globe-spanning conflict. And make it awesome.

Jeff is the seventh tank to join the Overwatch lineup, and much like his real life skill, his gameplay is engineered around wrestling. His main weapon are his Fists, which he uses to punch people. Jeff’s movement is slow, and his weapon requires a long wind-up time, but he packs quite the punch! His alternate fire, Suplex, does just as it says. When Jeff is within range, he will grab the hero closest to him and suplex them, resulting in an instant kill.

His Catapult ability grabs the nearest enemy and launches them across the world. Say you are on the first point of Hanamura and you were to use Catapult, the enemy would be thrown to another map, such as Point 2 of Ilios. He can Pin enemies just like Reinhardt, but, he does not pin them to the wall. Instead he pins them to the ground. The enemy will be faced with a quick-time event and will have to struggle to get up. If they cannot get up within 10 seconds, they will be instantly killed. Finally, we have Jeff’s ultimate, Game-Breaking Bug. Upon activating this ultimate, the entire map will disappear and everybody but you will fall to their death.

To learn more about Jeff, click here.

GENERAL UPDATES:

Quick and Competitive Play

  • Picking the following heroes will result in an immediate loss for your team:

Hanzo, Widowmaker, Sombra, Bastion, Symmetra, Genji, Torbjörn

Developer Comments: Tired of that pesky Hanzo main? That Pro Genji who claims he’s carrying your team? Well fear no more! This change will make it so that your team actually has a chance of winning.


HERO UPDATES:

Ana:

  • She’s lost her other eye. Upon choosing Ana, the screen will go black. Now players will have to shoot and just hope for the best.

Bastion:

  • Bastion now has an infinite clip and can one shot all heroes.

McCree:

  • Damage decreased from 70 to 1.

Developer Comments: We felt that McCree was too strong, so his damage has been decreased dramatically.

Mei:

  • Endothermic Blaster range increased from 10 meters to 50 meters.
  • Ice Wall is now unbreakable and lasts forever. You will not be leaving your spawn room until late 2017.

Roadhog:

  • Hook now has the ability to home onto enemies.

Reinhardt:

  • Rocket Hammer has been replaced with a Small Stick. It breaks upon use, and in order to replace it you will have to run back to spawn for a new one. You can only hold one Small Stick at a time.


BUG FIXES:

Competitive

  • Fixed a bug where you would not be immediately placed in the Grandmaster rank after finishing your placement matches.

Heroes

  • Fixed a bug where Torbjörn was a playable character.
  • Fixed a bug that made it possible for Tracer to die.

Maps

  • Every map has been converted to the Two Point Capture gamemode.