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exGLRR # 40 running 01-19-2013

  • <p> <b>DM:</b> First watch, you see an unusually large badger.<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh, no, do NOT touch the badger!<p/><b>Jeff:</b> Hush, you're not on this watch.<p/><b>Me, muttering:</b> Ah, fuck me.<p/><b>Jason:</b> I keep a close eye on the badger.<p/><b></b> (this was interpreted as getting up and standing near it as it sniffed the packs)<p/><b>DM:</b> The badger bares its teeth at you and backs up a bit.<p/><b></b> (Jason does something I don't catch)<p/><b>DM, with far too much amusement:</b> Ha, I'm gonna have to bring back the dire badgers, aren't I?<p/><b>Me:</b> Fucking hell. I'm texting BJ. He'll want to hear about this.<p/><b>Jeff:</b> I grab a bit of dried meat and throw it at the badger.<p/><b>DM:</b> The badger takes the meat and waddles back into the bushes.<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh, thank G0d!<p/><b>Jeff:</b> Crisis averted.<p/><b>Jason:</b> I didn't realize you could resolve things without violence.<p/></p>
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