jeff and jtk

  • EJ: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Jeff: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • EJ: That means you're poisonous.
  • Masky: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • EJ: That's voodoo.
  • Hoody: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • EJ: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Toby: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • EJ: ...That's kinky.
  • BEN: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • [Silence]
  • Hoody: I did, I broke it-
  • BEN: No. No, you didn’t. Toby?
  • Toby: Don’t look at me. Look at Masky.
  • Masky: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Toby: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Masky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Toby: Suspicious.
  • Masky: No, it’s not.
  • Jane: If it matters... probably not... Jeff was the last one to use it.
  • Jeff: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Jane: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jeff: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jane!
  • Hoody: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, BEN.
  • BEN: No. Who broke it?
  • Jason: BEN, EJ has been awfully quiet...
  • EJ: Really?!
  • Jason: Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to BEN in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • BEN: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Their S/O Have A Split Personality

requested: @orangettetwins : The main Creepypasta members having a split personality s/o? Please and thank you.


Thanks Darls for requesting, hope this is what you were looking for. I accidentally forgot to save it the first time so I had to re-write everything XD

Jeff: 

Well, Liu has a split personality disorder so Jeff would be slightly experienced with this. He might not give two shits about his brother sometimes but he tries his best not to blow up when your other personality comes into play. Your boyfriends got anger issues but he tries his hardest to control it, he knows it’s not your fault for having a split personality. He might just take his anger on someone else…

(Examples include)



BEN Drowned: 

Ben is very chill with you having a split personality, he doesn’t mind you having it and thinks it’s cool that you have a uniqueness. He’ll kiss you and tell you that you’re great both ways to make you feel better about yourself and hope it works.

(Can I take a min to say how amazing this cosplayer is?) 

 


Eyeless Jack: 

He doesn’t really mind. Split personality or not he doesn’t find that a problem in the relationship. If your other personality goes off at him then he’ll just leave until you’re done and once done so he’ll just shrug it off knowing that there isn’t much he could do and it would be useless to get upset. He won’t bring up the subject unless necessary although he won’t say much about it. He loves you for the way you are. 



Laughing Jack: 

He’ll just laugh it off. But he gets annoyed if your split personality is rude or being arrogant then he’ll just come off as annoyed and when you’re normal self comes back he’ll just laugh it off as nothing happened. He knows you’re not in control of you whole personality and knows what it’s like to feel unloved and he’d never make you feel the way he did. 



Ticci Toby: 

Toby loves you for the way you are, he feels that you could both relate to the subject of having something you can’t control; you with your split personality and him with his tics. This is one of the reasons the pasta’s ship you both. He might get slightly scared of your other half if goes crazy and tries his best to help you out when you need it. You both talk about your split personality on a daily basis.



Masky:

Masky will try to help as much as he can. He’ll be there when your personality snaps and will try his best to helpful. He normally knows what to do, however, if more help is needed then he’ll simply ask for Hoodie’s or Slender man’s assistance. He knows you’re not in control of your own personality disorder and will try his hardest to make sure you can get through it and know that he is there for you.

 



Hoodie: 

At first, Hoodie has no bloody clue what to do when your split personality snapped. He rapidly ran to Masky and Toby begging them to come help. After a while, he knew what to do to keep you from snapping. He’d try to remain calm when your other personality comes to play and tries his hardest not to snap back. He will ask about how you’re holding up when it’s just the two of you; asking questions such as “How’s it going” or “Anything I can do to help?” He wants to make sure you’re happy but is sometimes a tad clueless.

Originally posted by just-usmadd

Being in a relationship with Jeff the Killer

Requested by @imacrackshipper (I’m doing Liu as well, I’ll post him later.)

Many members of the crew have alternate forms granted by their “employer” for the purpose of doing everyday tasks and blending into society. And since Jeff has a sort of contract with Slender, one of the ones able to grant these alternate forms, he has one. It looks normal enough to pass as human, but it is very, very scarred.

Although he kills and definitely has more issues that need to be dealt with than some of the others, there’s still a part of him with some humanity left to spare. And he can actually be pretty sweet, though very stubborn, when around the object of his affections.

He refuses to even consider entering into a relationship with them until he’s taken them out on at least one date. And if he had his way about it, he’d take them on far more than that before ever trying to get them into a committed relationship with him.

Not being nearly as confident as he likes to make everyone believe, he tends to be quite nervous and jittery when talking about his feelings. And the better he knows the person, and what they like, how they really feel about him, etc… The less likely he is to act that way.

When the relationship is finally established it will take him months, possibly even a year or longer before he’ll open up and share more personal details about himself. He’ll start with small things at first and if he sees that they react well to them, he’ll move on to some of the more complicated parts of his past.

If they stick around after the most unpleasant moments of his past have been explained, and they still accept and treat him the same, he’ll show them what he really looks like. Being that they’d probably be very shocked, he would inwardly cringe upon seeing the expression on their face; sure that they were going scream, or call him a monster, or run away, or perhaps a combination of the three.

He was sure that they would reject him and would be in total shock when they did none of the above, but instead wrapped their arms around him and told that they were his, no matter what he looked like, as he had won them over with his personality and not his appearance.

After that, the relationship that he was hesitant to let form would be in full swing.

  • He would try as hard as he possibly could to keep his lover out of his line of work, not wanting them to get hurt or worse, have to lose their mortality, at least some of their humanity, and become a creep
  • He would still take them on dates as much as he possibly could, but it becomes rather hard to go out in public with somebody that, thanks to a few certain blabbermouths (looking at you, Toby and EJ), all of his enemies know as his significant other and would love to get their hands on
  • He would have to let everything temporarily regenerate or use his more normal-ish form to do so, but he would practically beg for kisses on as regular a basis as possible. He’s the type to fake injury, or cause actual harm to himself, and insist that his s/o “kiss it and make it better,” just so that he could get attention from them.
  • He doesn’t do it often, but whenever something gets to him enough that it makes him tear up, he’ll bury his head in the crook of their neck and sit there, letting silent tears cascade down his face.
  • Smile would become their new furry best friend, no exceptions. Anybody important to his master is equally as important to him. If they ever stayed at Jeff’s place he would stay by their side the entire time they were around, insisting on being their guard dog despite the fact that, with his master around, there would really be no need for it.
  • He would kill for his s/o in a heartbeat as long as the person was deserving. As insinuated above, he wouldn’t want them to lose their humanity, so he wouldn’t kill just anyone. But if somebody hurt his significant other or somebody that they cared for enough, he would slaughter them. Anything that didn’t require murder would lead to him stalking and scaring the daylights out of them for a week or so until they agreed to stop the offensive behavior.
  • He would love to relax with his s/o on his nights off, insisting on snuggling up to them on the couch and popping in a movie, most-likely of the horror genre, to watch as they did so.

One of the meanest pranks Toby has pulled is when he dyed Zero’s room rainbow, and LJ’s room black and white. They both broke out crying. Zero’s tears were of anger, LJ’s tears were of rememberance. Toby took it way too far when he lit a doll that looked like younger Jeff on fire, and calling Tim a cheesecake horder. The last thing he did was push Brian off a railing, which ended in hospitality for Brian.

Toby was then beaten by LJ, Zero, Jeff and Tim. It was not pretty.