jeff and emily

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This might be the best video of all time.

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April 4th, 2017

thank you to all the friends that’ve met in these last two months and thank you to all of you for helping me find a place in this beautiful community, you could’t possibly know how much you all mean to me. 

Things I would do if I was the real Jeff Kaplan:

–Emily would be a playable hero and she’d have an emote where you can stand next to an idle Tracer and kiss them.

–Lucio, D.Va, and Symmetra would all receive animated shorts.

–Lucio would get an album.

–Symmetra would receive an full-length animated feature-film about her defecting from Vishkar, joining Overwatch, and kissing girls. Namely Sombra and Pharah. And Widowmaker. Then they’d get married.

–First Strike wouldn’t have been cancelled, and it’s opening dialogue would be “Jack, sweetheart, where’d you put the coffee?” followed by “It’s in the cupboard above the fridge, Gabe.”

–I’d reveal all the hero’s orientations immediately??

–Zarya would get better legendary skins.