jeeze tagging for this fandom

  • Harry: *wakes up in the middle of the night* HOLY FUCKING SHIT GINNY WAKE UP
  • Ginny: *wakes* What's going going on? Are we being attacked? Has Voldemort come back? I wouldn't put it past that slimeball to be honest.
  • Harry: *grabs Ginny's face and pulls it close* Ginny, we fucking named out child Albus Severus.
  • Ginny: Yes, I know. We did that like fourteen years ago. Are you still not over that? Do you just wake up in the middle of the night going 'gosh golly I'm so good at naming children'?
  • Harry: Why the fuck did we do that, Ginny.
  • Ginny: Because you wanted - OH! MERLIN'S ASS HARRY ARE YOU SERIOUS? HAVE YOU FINALLY COME AROUND? OH MY GOSH THE REST OF THE FAMILY AND I HAVE BEEN BETTING ON WHEN IT WOULD HAPPEN. IS THIS IT? IS THIS YOUR MOMENT OF TRUTH OR WHATEVER?
  • Harry: We're going to bust into Hogwarts right now and rename our child.
  • Ginny: *pulls out very, very long list from under pillow* Good, because boy to I have ideas for you. WHICH ARE ALL BETTER BECAUSE YOU NAMED HIM AFTER THE WORST PEOPLE IN ALL OF THE FUCKING WIZARDING WORLD!
  • Harry: Fuck you're right. Get up we've got a child to rename.
  • Ginny: Ohmygoodessyou'reseriousmotherfuckingyes FINALLY LET'S MOVE