• Mother: *walks into my bedroom*
  • Me: *more or less crying*
  • Mother: What happened?
  • Me: Mom, I got a A oh jeeeez. My dude. I got an A on that horrid exam.
  • Mother: Ah, that's--
  • Me: I entered the Battle of Statistics. I fought. Then came Vector Space. I sLAYED.
  • Mother: That's great! I--
  • Me: This is better than Keith Kogane wearing an ugly Christmas sweater with the words "We had a bonding moment" on it. Oh gosh YES.
  • Mother: Okay, but clean out your closet.
Carried Away

Originally posted by taelephant-s

Note: Reupload of request “Taehyung + Over-stimulation” with added content and edits, as usual.  Just Smut.  A big thank you to @savemxbts for feedback on the first draft.  The gif also has nothing to do with anything in the fic but I just love his hands lol.  

Summary:  Taehyung + Over-stimulation 




Taehyung loves to get carried away with you.  

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