jee hee

10 childhood facts wala tag ha jee (likin hum aik hee baatein gey) I was tagged by: halalgrl hijabtasticc bombaynights missambsays. Bari mehrbani iss ghareeb ko tag kerne k liye.

1.Mein koi 7.8 saal ka tha,humare ghar k  bulkul sath aik chota sa park tha,udar sarey mohaley k bachay khelte rehte teh.Tou aik dafa mein tha aur aik aur bachi thi hum khel rehe teh k achanak uss k damagh mei koi keera usey tung kerne lag gaya aur usney meri fav gari miti k andar dafan kerdi.aur kaha k dhoond k dhikao,Phele tou mei bara hansi khushi dhoondta raha ha k game ha bara maza aye ga tou jub nai mili tou mein thora ghabra gaya mene usey bola k theek ha bhen kafi mazak hgya ha ab nikal k dou meri gari.Par wo kamini ko khud bhool gaya k usney kidr dafan ki thi.Phir mujhe char gayi taap meine usey rakh k aik laat maar di.Tou agay usney baldey mei mujhe 10 maari abhi uss ki niyat thi ki 10 uar bhi maarti likin mein bari muhskil se jaan bacha k ghar bhag gaya likin wo kamini mere peeche peeche ponch gayi aur meri ammi ko shikayat lagyi k isney mujhe mara ha phir meri ammi ne meri tabiyat saaf ki,sayi kapro ki tarah dhoya.Phir mei ammi se naraz hgya meine kah k mei ghar chor k jaraha hu meine apne chotay se bag mei apne kaprey daley aur mei bahir jaraha tha k gate k samne wo choti ibleesan apne bhai k sath udr khari thi.Uss ka bhai tha koi karate kerne wala,shakal se bhi ghareebon ka bruce lee lagta tha uss kanjar k putter ne bhi sayi maalish ki meri.Phir uss din mujhe andaza hoya k duniya bari zalim jagah ha.

Marry Me, Negan - Chapter 1

I honestly didn’t expect a lot of encouraging words from awesome people when I posted about my Negan fic. I am so overwhelmed!!! Thank you so much to the amazing people who sent super kind words and I hope you guys enjoy reading the first chapter!!!

@ladylorelitany @may85 @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash @my-achilles–heel @kijilinn @thesummerthatibecomeanerd @ali-pennell

Also, this isn’t really the first fic I wrote but this’ll be my first time posting one for everyone to read!

Title: Marry Me, Negan

Synopsis: Being tired of constantly having to fight for your life, you decided to offer Negan a proposal. A marriage proposal.

Characters: Negan x You/OC

Warnings: SFW, swearing, eventual smut

Masterlist

Chapter 1 - Say Yes?

“Be my husband.”

It was the first thing you said upon barging into Negan’s bedroom, catching him off guard as he was just about to remove his scarf from his neck. You were well-aware of the fact that his bedroom was the most forbidden place to enter in the entire compound. It was actually one Negan’s rules, to not enter his bedroom no matter how urgent the situation was. Not even his right-hand man was allowed in the room, not unless he was summoned by the man himself. The fact that not even his wives were given access to his room speaks volumes. Negan was a cautious man

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HAPPY (BELATED) 31ST BIRTHDAY KWANG SOO!

Our Giraffe who always betrays his hyungs and noona whenever he gets the chance and ends up getting scolded because of it. Despite all your betraying, you will always be Running Man’s maknae and the annoying baby of this family.

Pakistani tag

Tagged by: maaaaaaaaaaz demurings rozanardab da-pakistanii myonlytalentisoverthinking and pakichu  baut shukrya iss ghareeb ko tag kerne k liye.

How are you?

Jee Allah ka karam ha

Which part of Pakistan are you from? City and state please.

Chakwal,punjab

Do you say Pakistani or Paki?

Pakistani

If you say Pakistani, do you approve of people saying ‘Paki’?

Racial slur ho ya na ho par mujhe samaj nai aati ke Pakistanio ka paki bolne k peeche kya maqsad ha? zuban mei ablay nikal atay Pakistani bolte hoye? ya per letter paisey charge hote hain? masla kya ha pakistani bolne mein? 

Have your traveled with PIA?

jee

Which famous international known Pakistani, makes you proud?

Abdul sattar Eidhi,Abdus salaam,Nusrat fateh ali khan 

Do you support any Pakistani political party?

Vote PTI ko,Khan ha ullu ka patha likin baki iss se bhi 2 hath agay hain.

Name the most Pakistani thing you own.

aik wo chota sa pakistan ka badge ha

First word that comes to mind when you think of Pakistanis.

Behis

Tell us a random time you encountered another Pakistani aunty, uncle, relative etc.

AIk dfa mein ice cream le raha tha udar aik uncle kahery teh jin ka mujhe lagta ha k zehni tawazun thora bigra hua tha wo muj se puchte hain k beta apke pas change hoga? meine kah han jee hoga tou wo agay se mujhe kehte hain “phir mujhe bhi aik ice cream le dou?” banda uss se puche k tu tou job ker k paisey kamata ha mein miskeen apni maa se bheek mang k lete hu tumhe mujhe khilani chiaye tu ulta merri jaib pe hath saaf ker raha ha.Likin phir mujhe usey leke deni pari kyun k muj sa “na” nai bola jata kisi ko yeh meri bari tragedy ha

What is the weirdest thing a non-Pakistani has asked you about Pakistan?

Kabhi itni dair k liye pala nai para kisi non pakistani se k wo apni auqaat se bahir nikal k mere se sawal puchna shuru hojaye

Karachi vs Lahore?

lahore lahore hai

Paan vs Hookah?

Hookah

Rickshaw vs Chingchi Rickshaw?

Rickshaw

Shezan vs Rooh afza

Shezan cuz it rhymes with my name 

Pakoras vs Samosas

pakorey

Bazaars vs Malls?

Bazaaron mei bari mehent kerni parti ha achi cheez dhondne k liye iss liye malls

Summer (Aam life) vs Winter (Chai life)?

Aam,chai tou banda AC mei bhi beth k pe skata ha

What do you have with Chai?

Biscuits sooper ya marie key

Lawn vs Chiffon?

lawn,waisey farq kya hota ha dono mein?

Longest time you have gone through load shedding?

1-2 din

Weirdest thing you’ve read on a car?

 “Mama said no gurlz”

Weirdest thing you’ve seen while traveling or at the Bazaar?

Koi banda toshiba k laptops baich raha tha rairi k uper rakh ke

Have you ever bargained at a shop?

Jee ab itni pakistaniat tou ha mere mein 

Have you bought anything from a street vendor? What?

jo wo baich rahe hote hain

Favorite Urdu word?

jee

Favorite Pakistani catchphrase/saying?

“Haye maa sadqey”

Favorite Pakistani curse word?

Awein koi bacha idar seekh lei ga uss ke gunha bhi mere sar lagey gey

Favorite Pakistani food/dessert?

jee sary hee favourite hain

Favorite Pakistani monument/mosque/location?

jee sary hee favourite hain

Favorite Pakistani historical figure?

Apne boizzz Quaid-e-azam aur Allama iqbal

Favorite Pakistani cricketer?

Wasim akram 

Favorite Pakistani song?

Tum eik gorakh dhanda ho!

Favorite Pakistani quote?

“Koi thori si ethics hoti hain,kuch grace hoti ha,kuch sharam hoti ha,kuch haya hoti ha” khawaja asif 

Favorite Pakistani movie/drama?

Drama: Waris

Favorite Pakistani actress/model?

Iman Ali

Favorite Pakistani actor/model?

Fawad khan 

Favorite Pakistani fashion statement/trend?


Favorite thing about Pakistani weddings?

Mithayi baki sub baut extra ha

Favorite Pakistani conspiracy theory?

2005 mei jub zalzalay arahe teh mujhe kisi ne kaha k amreeka kerwa raha ha meine pucha wo kaisey? tou kehta ha ke pakistan ke jo zameen k neeche nuclear bombs pary hain wo uno ne tabah ker deya hain nasa ki techonolgy se

Pakistani do ______ better.

chutiyapey

Truck Art is _____.

nice

Pakistani men look great in _____.

 white shalwar kameez aur black waist coat 

Pakistani women look great in ____.

shalwar kameez mei jo elegance ha wo aur kisi cheez mein nai

Pakistanis should continue ______.

to love their heritage

Pakistanis should stop ______.

nothing! everthing you do is perfect.Islamabad is the 2nd most beautiful captial in the world,pakistani men are the 3rd most good looking,sub fit ha .Allah hu akbar

Pakistanis should start ______.

being human

If you could trade places with another Pakistani, who would it be?

Yeh tag kuch zaruart se zada hee lamba ha

If you could travel anywhere in Pakistan, where would you go?

skardu,fairy meadows

Recent news you received about Pakistan?

Train accident

If you could change one thing in Pakistan, what would it be?

the narrative that “ We’re a resilient nation”  apathetic would be more appropriate

On a scale of 1-10, how Pakistani do you think you are?

9

Nostalgic Pakistani memory?

street cricket street lights mei sehri tak

What makes you Pakistani?

Jee wo mein paida pakistan mei hua tha tou majboori hee samaj lein


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