jebal!!!!

✋📢✋🙅🚫🚫🚫 [HAJIMA]❌❗️❌❗️ you’re driving me crazy 😫😫✊
✋🙅🚫❗️[HAJIMA]❌❗️🚫❗️🚫🚫  deo isang mot chameulji molla
 🚨🚫🚫❌❌ [HAJIMA]❌❌❌🙅  please stop baby stop it 🙏🙏🙏😰🆘
 [HAJIMA]❗️🚫 jebal🙏🙏 [HAJIMA]✋🚫❌❗️❌🚫❌ jebal 🙏🙏🙏 [HAJIMA]🚨🚫❌🚫🙅🚫📢

Jebi se, Nina. Jebi se ti i tvoje zelene oči i tvoj Beograd i sve u što se mogu zaljubiti. Neka se jebu tvoje ruke i trbuh i kosa. Jebo te tvoj fakultet. Samo 30 slova, a tolike knjige. Jebo nas oboje smisao za kombiniranje. Jebala te košava i ekipa iz kraja koja misli da je uhvatila boga za muda, a nikad nije bila ni do Pančeva. Jebo te tvoj dečko, vjerojatno neki hipster koji misli da je maslačak najbolja salata na svijetu i obožava prirodu. Jebalo te svako slovo koje si napisala. Bilo bi pošteno da boli. Jebo te ormar u koji se sakrivaš kako bismo razgovarali. Jebo te tvoj mazni glas. Jebala te nova godina na vikendici. Jebo te način na koji se krećeš između kafanskih stolova. Jebalo te izluđivanje koje to izaziva. Jebala te zahvalnost koju nikad nećeš iskazati jer nemaš petlje da potpuno poludiš. Pravi, jebi se, salatu od maslačka na vikendici. Jebo te tvoj broj telefona. Jebalo mene što pomislim da je ključ od raja. Jebale te tvoje poruke koje zvuče kao dahtanje pod prstima. Jebali te ranojutarnji razgovori s muškarcima koje ne poznaješ. Jebo želju da budemo sretni. Jebo nesposobnost i kukavičluk da to pokušamo. Jebo opet novu godinu. Jebem svaku misao o tebi i to što znam nešto o rasparenim čarapama u kojima stojiš dok režeš meso za večeru. Jebi se, Nina, jer nikad se nećemo voljeti dok nas ne zaboli. Jebale te električne instalacije u tvom stanu i prošli životi koji nas plaše. Jebo Lisabon, treba ga bombardirati da vidimo hoće li tada biti romantičan. Jebeš mene, jer mogu biti lud toliko da mi nedostaješ, a da te nikad nisam dodirnuo, da čak ne znam ni kako izgledaš na dnevnoj svjetlosti. I jebeš dnevnu svjetlost. Tad su ljudi budni a ja želim da nema nikoga. Jebeš i to što ipak želim da si ti ovdje. Jebeš to što si moguća iznimka. I, opet, jebeš mene jer mogu vjerovati u sve to.
—  Tomaš, M.

with all the plot points like:

  • min hyuk possibly using bong soon as basis for xena, a video game character of his company
  • bong soon’s great ancestor warning them with strength not beating a knife
  • min hyuk confessing guk doo’s feelings for bong soon and taking a step back (quite literally)
  • the kidnapper’s interest in do bong soon

worst case scenario would be do bong soon being killed off in the end, with min hyuk possibly not being able to be with her and would dedicate an entirely new video game just for his muse :(

Beautiful portrait by Benjamin West depicting His Majesty Lord W.F. Seunghyun Lee and Young Prince Oh Se-hun ending all Fandom Wars at annual Mnet Asian Music Awards 2015. Historic events, that shall never be forgotten, for The Rible says:

[Matthew 5:1-48] Seeing the crowds, he went down the stage. And when he sat down and he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: “Nan yeppeun kkocceul deun namja, Modeun iga saranghal neoran kkocceul deun namja, Geudae hyanggie chwihae nan tto mongronghaejigo, Kkeokkiji marajuo jebal neomaneun

Praise be unto.

Yugyeom Smut Masterlist

Credits, of course, to all the people who wrote them! (I’m a noona, so be wary of that when looking through them.)

These are just some of my favorites:

Middle of the Night- kimbapkiddings

Confident, Hollow, Goosebumps, You’re My Wish, A Sunny Day, More Fun Than Yoga- got7imaginations

His Birthday- igotathingfordancers

Placeholder- palmsuga

What Did I Tell You?- yugyeom-jebal (yes self-advertisement)

You Asked For It- seoulsiddy (omg loved this one. Praying for a sequal ><)

Wild Thoughts- markerifics

Doki Doki Dongsaeng- smuttilyeverafter (she’s super good check her out!)

Eye Candy- letsdofrench

anonymous asked:

omo unnie, will you accept my sarang? you're my bias in life and i stan you so hard, i'm you're #1 fan! saranghaeyooooooo uri unnieeeee! jebal tell me you sarang me back ><

It’s!!time!!to!!hajima!!

Backhugs

(GOT7 JB and You)

You’ll be washing dishes backhug
You’ll be brushing backhug
You’ll be getting ready backhug
You’ll be watching tv backhug
You’ll be cooking backhug
Jb had an obsession of backhugging you, any view of you and your free back he would grab the opportunity and backhug you.
“Oppaaaaaaa~~why do you love giving me backhugs?” You asked cutely as jb came running to backhug when you were making ramyun for your movie night with him.

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Latest update on I Need U Lip Sync Video

Can I just spend a minute to spazz about how much I love all you ARMYs out there? Honestly! I’m already getting a nice start on my video, all thanks to your contributions! You guys are amazing <3 :gushes:

Click here if you have no idea what is going on xD

Anyway, here is a line-by-line update on the clips that have been put into the video! I’m still in need of many clips, so keep ‘em coming to blackroseonfire@gmail.com

(Asterix clips are those that I really need!) Also badly needed are all your rocking-out clips to the instrumental/electro parts of the song! 

Can I also comment how I worried about getting stuck with too many “I Need Us” but all of you keep showing off your amazing rap skills? 

Clip 1: Fall
Clip 2: Fall
Clip 3: Fall
*Clip 4: heuteojine
*Clip 5: Fall
*Clip 6: Fall
*Clip 7: Fall
*Clip 8: tteoreojine
Clip 9: Neo ttaeme na ireohge manggajyeo
Clip 10: Geumanhallae ije neo an gajyeo
Clip 11: Moshagesseo mwot gataseo
*Clip 12: Jebal pinggye gateun geon samgajwo
*Clip 13: Niga nahante ireom an dwae
*Clip 14: Niga han modeun mareun andae
Clip 15: Jinsireul garigo nal jjijeo
Clip 16: Nal jjigeo na michyeo da sirhheo

Clip 17: Jeonbu gajyeoga nan niga geunyang miwo
Clip 18: But you’re my everything
Clip 19: Everything
Clip 20: Everything
Clip 21: Everything
*Clip 22: Jebal jom kkeojyeo huh
Clip 23: Mianhae
Clip 24: Saranghae
Clip 25: Yongseohae

Clip 26: I need you girl
Clip 27: Wae honja saranghago
Clip 28: honjaseoman ibyeolhae
Clip 29: I need you girl

Clip 30: Wae dachil geol almyeonseo
Clip 31: jakku niga piryohae
*Clip 32: I need you girl
Clip 33: neon areumdawo
*Clip 34: I need you girl
Clip 35: neomu chagawo
Clip 36: I need you girl
Clip 37: (I need you girl)
Clip 38: I need you girl
Clip 39: (I need you girl)

Clip 40: It goes round & round na wae jakku doraoji
Clip 41: I go down & down ijjeum doemyeon naega baboji
Clip 42: Na museun jiseul haebwado eojjeol suga eopsdago
Clip 43: Bunmyeong nae simjang, nae maeum, nae gaseuminde wae mareul an deutnyago
Clip 44: Tto honjasmalhane
Clip 45: (tto honjasmalhane)
Clip 46: Tto honjasmalhane
Clip 47: (tto honjasmalhane)

*Clip 48: Neon amu mal an hae a jebal naega jalhalge
Clip 49: Haneureun tto parahge

Clip 50: (haneureun tto parahge)
Clip 51: Haneuri paraeseo haessari biccnaseo
Clip 52: Nae nunmuri deo jal boina bwa
Clip 53: Wae naneun neoinji wae hapil neoinji
Clip 54: Wae neoreul tteonal suga eopsneunji
*Clip 55: I need you girl
*Clip 56: Wae honja saranghago
*Clip 57: honjaseoman ibyeolhae
*Clip 58: I need you girl
*Clip 59: Wae dachil geol almyeonseo
Clip 60:  jakku niga piryohae
Clip 61: I need you girl
Clip 62: neon areumdawo
Clip 63: I need you girl
Clip 64: neomu chagawo
Clip 65: I need you girl
Clip 66: (I need you girl)

Clip 67: I need you girl
Clip 68: (I need you girl)
Clip 69: Girl charari charari heeojijago haejwo
Clip 70: Girl sarangi sarangi anieossdago haejwo
Clip 71: Naegen geureol yonggiga eopseo
Clip 72: Naege majimak seonmureul jwo
*Clip 73: Deoneun doragal su eopsdorok
Clip 74: I need you girl
Clip 75: Wae honja saranghago
Clip 76: honjaseoman ibyeolhae
Clip 77: I need you girl
Clip 78: Wae dachil geol almyeonseo
Clip 79: jakku niga piryohae
Clip 80: I need you girl
Clip 81: neon areumdawo
Clip 82: I need you girl
Clip 83: neomu chagawo
Clip 84: I need you girl
Clip 85: (I need you girl)
Clip 86: I need you girl
Clip 87: (I need you girl)

(Romanizations by: kpoplyrics.net)

{ jimin imagine }

waking up in the morning from soft kisses on your lips in the morning from jimin.

*you smile and move your head away from him*

he nuzzles his head into the crook of your neck and nips at it.
“ireona~~”
he cutely whispers. he lazily straddles on top of you he starts humming to HOLD ME TIGHT and begins to softly sing,

kkwak jabajwo~ *kisses your neck*

nal anajwo~..

*jimin kisses your lips*

can you trust me…

*lifts your shirt over your head*

can you trust me..

*kisses your breasts*

jebal jebal…

*making his way to your hips, tenderly kissing your stomach all the way down* 🙊🙈

fuckchannie  asked:

UNNIE! My birthday is tomorrow and can you give me a gif set, jebal? Ara? Okay. When their wife's birthday is coming up and she's due the day on her birthday, and it's twins (boy and girl) that looks like them. KAMSAHAMNIDA!!!!! GOMAWOYO!!

Happy birthday!!!! I hope you have a great day! Idk which group you want, but since its your birthday I’ll do both hehe

EXO:

Xiumin: “You’ll make a great mom, y/n.”

Luhan: “Haha looks like they inherited my good looks.” *literally can’t stop smiling*

Kris: “They’re so amazing.” *cant hold back the tears* “Happy birthday y/n.”

Suho: *gets really emotional* “I can’t believe I’m a dad.”

Lay: “It’s all happening so soon, I can’t believe it y/n. I’m so happy!”

Baekhyun: “What should we name them? Something cute, right?”

Chen: “He looks just like me yeobo.” *is literally so happy*

Chanyeol: *omg I can’t believe this is happening* “Hi, miny me’s! Welcome to the world!”

D.O: “Look at them yeobo! They even look like me!”

Tao: *can’t contain the feels*

Kai: *in that baby talk voice* “Well hello there. You look just like your daddy!”

Sehun: “It’s actually happening. I’m a dad.” *cant believe it*

SHINee:

Onew: “We’re a family now, y/n.” *trying not to cry*

Key: “Look at how adorable you are!” *cant stop smiling for obvious reasons* “Talk about a birthday present or what.”

Minho: “They’re so……wow.” *speechless*

Taemin: “Look at our beautiful new family y/n.” *happiest guy on the earth*

Jonghyun: *to the twins* ”Hello! Hi! Daddy will always protect you! I love you!”