jean-xavier

OH MY GOD OKAY

So you know in xma when Stryker takes them all to the facility after the explosion, well, why does he take Peter? Why does he want him? Maybe they know that he’s Eriks son???¿¿? I think they were gonna use him to get to Erik but Jean, Kurt and Scott got them out before they could aaaaaaaaaa

X-Men: Evolution tho

I feel like people are forgetting how great this show is so I want to remind you all that:

  • Mystique was literally every new character and every other villain
  • I’m not kidding. New student? Mystique.The principal? Mystique. That Scottish punk rocker? Mystique.
  • That bird? Also Mystique. If someone is not a main character then they are Mystique.
  • Sometimes if someone is a main character they are still Mystique, like the episode where it turns out that Professor X was Mystique for the whole season
  • Magneto menacingly twirls paperclips in the air in like half the scenes
  • Magneto refuses to stand and instead floats at all times, even if it’s just an inch above the ground
  • Magneto is only shown as a helmet hiding in the shadows for the entire first season
  • Storm is boss as hell and was worshiped as a goddess when she was younger
  • There was an episode where all of the girls lowkey started a gang and tore shit up and kicked the asses of villains more effectively than the entire X-team did for the whole series???
  • Wolverine and Sabretooth fought every time they saw each other. In the mall? On top of a parking garage? While on motorcyles? Fight WITH THE MOTORCYCLES? Like they could literally smell one another miles away and they would run through the whole city just to fight one another, it’s ridiculous
  • The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants crashed a high school soccer game once
  • Everyone in the Brotherhood is a sassy asshole and I love it, esp Quicksilver
  • Professor X is completely unfit to supervise children but people keep giving him their children to supervise
  • Including his own son, whom he, predictably, also failed to supervise
  • There was an episode where hunters caught Beast because they thought he was Bigfoot
  • Right before Jean was going to confess her ~feelings~ to Scott Mystique fucking kidnaps him and throws him to wolves in the desert lol. Professor X also refused to believe another fucking telepath when she said Scott was in danger
  • One of the characters joins a cabal of sewer mutants after he is disfigured by drinking soda that functions as mutant poison
  • Magneto had some secret headquarters at a ski resort
  • Blob knows how to make radish roses
  • The show is surprisingly positive and has great female characters and also some really good commentary about marginalized groups???
  • It’s also really true to the comics and does a lot of great side characters justice
  • Wolverine is like two feet tall in the show, just like in the comics, he’s a great angry munchkin tbh
  • Nightcrawler: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Professor X: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
  • Mystique: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Wolverine: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
  • Jean: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Magneto: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Nightcrawler: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
Avengers And X-men Reacting To Jump Scares.

Bruce Banner & Charles Xavier:

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Tony Stark, Darwin, & Hank McCoy:

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Clint Barton & Scott Summers:

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Wanda Maximoff & Ororo Munroe:

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Pietro maximoff, Sam Wilson & Peter Maximoff:

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Scott Lang & Raven Darkholme:

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Sean Cassidy & Jean Grey:

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Peter Parker & Kurt Wagner:

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Erik Lehnsherr & Alex Summers:

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Natasha Romanoff, Vision, & T’Challa:

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Rhodey & Bucky:

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Wade Wilson: 

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REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE X-MEN (GUYS AND GIRLS) WOULD LOVE YOU AND WORSHIP YOUR BODY.

it doesn’t matter if you have:

• chub (chub is good!)
• scars? Beautiful!
• stretch marks? Wonderful!
• acne? it’s 100% okay!
• small boobs? Great!
• big boobs? Great!
• thick thighs? Amazing!
• thin thighs? Amazing!
• a round butt? nice!
• a flat butt? nice!
• teeth aren’t 100% white? Cute!
• crooked teeth? Adorable!
• teeth gaps? Graceful!
• long legs? Wow!
• short legs? Wow!
• small hands? Magnificent!
• big hands? Magnificent!
• a bone-y face? Gorgeous!
• a round/plump face? Gorgeous!

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THE X-MEN WOULD BE TOTALLY BLESSED TO BE WITH YOU! DON’T DOUBT IT 💖.

  • Me: * sees really smart cute guy
  • Me: Please be Peter Parker. Please be Peter Parker. PLEASE BE PETER PARKER
Kurt Probably
  • Kurt: Even zith this teleportation, I can not get far away from your bullshit fast enough.
a summary of the characters in x men: apocalypse
  • apocalypse: bibbity bobbity boo you're stronger now
  • warren worthington iii: ‼️⁉️❓‼️
  • psylocke: >:(
  • ororo munroe: >:(
  • peter maximoff: WE DON'T KNOW BRO
  • kurt wagner: oh mein gott
  • charles xavier: erik no
  • erik lensherr: erik yes. also my famil-
  • jean grey: death is all around us
  • scott summers: dang me eyes
  • alex summers: BLAST dead
  • raven darkholme: I'm not a hero wyd
  • hank mccoy: why
  • wolverine: why am I here
  • moira mactaggert: ??????
  • jubilation lee: DIDN'T GET ENOUGH MOVIE TIME AND DESERVES BETTER