hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears.
I made my money the old fashioned way: ♪ I got run over by a Lexussssss ♪
Tommy T! You just missed the craziest of crazies. clubs. girls. dancing. naked--mom?! argument. fleeing the scene. hiding in a dumpster. coming here. crashing on your couch for a week 'cause ♪technically i'm homeless♪
When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewellery and go clubbin’
no, no... that's too mu- that's too much responsibility for me. I got- I gotta find a way out of this
♪ she's the wooOOoOorst ♪ she is the worst person in the world
I guess sometimes I call men 'beautiful', too. I guess that means ♪I'm open-minded as heeeelll♪
live your life like that cow from that video
♪K to the N to the O P E she's the dopest little short in all Pawnee, Indiana♪
step one: we buy into this club step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
are you do ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores, because if true, this guy wants in!
ricka ricka ricka ricka! [imitating DJ scratching] [Whispering] Swanson.