Because I am never going to have the energy to draw this but I’ve been thinking about it since Friday and it won’t leave my head:
Jen: Oh, DAY-AY-UMN~ It is kind of a sausage party in here. FOR THE RECORD, *Points at David* Would hit it. *Points at Gwen* Would hit it. *Points at Campbell* Would hit it. *Points at Quartermaster* Hard pass, haha!
Quartermaster: Cameron…who is this…person?
Cameron: This is Jen, my new counselor! She used to work at a nearby camp before it got shut down!
David: A camp that got shut down? But that sounds like-
Daniel: *pops up behind him* Oh, YEAHHHHHH~! She’s my former co-counselor. My bestie from camp, the apple of my eye, the bullet to my gun aimed at some poor shmuck’s head. Campbell, thank you so much for hiring her. Even thought she is *leans close to David’s ear in the most annoying fashion* THE WORRRRRRRST~~! She is the worst person in the entire world. Total skank, can’t even draw a pentagram properly. But thank you, means a lot!
Cameron: Of course! Can’t say no to two counselors with plenty of experience.
David: *leaning away from Daniel* Does it have to be these two counselors?
Jen: Oh, hey, boss man, that reminds me; I need to leave early today because my shrink got me and him tickets to a concert. And I already committed to that so if you say I can’t go, it’d be like you’re taking something away from me.
Gwen: Actually, sir, we really do need her to stay and help-
Jen: I totally hear you, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, sir, I WILL sacrifice a camper to Satan in the bathroom.
Cameron: Well, I can’t say no to that, can I?
Daniel: What did I tell you? *Leans close to David again* The WORRRRRRST~~