Famous Writers As Clickbait Articles

james joyce;
You Won’t Believe The Man Who Wrote A 265,000 Word Novel Chronicling A Single Day

franz kafka;
Man Fears Being Alive, What He Writes About It Is Terrifying

john keats;
Hopeless Romantic In Love With Love Wants To Fight Everyone

f. scott fitzgerald;
Man Struggles To Let Go Of Past And Is Too Idealistic, How He Deals With It Is Shocking

jean-paul sartre;
This Man Explains How Nauseating It Is To Exist

jack kerouac;
Idealistic Youth Goes On Roadtrip Across America And Learns About Himself

edgar allan poe;
An Inside Look At The World’s Saddest Man: His Romantic View On Death Will Shock You

My thought is me: that is why I can’t stop. I exist by what I think .. and I can’t prevent myself from thinking. At this very moment – this is terrible – if I exist, it is because I hate existing. It is I, it is I who pull myself from the nothingness to which I aspire: hatred and disgust for existence are just so many ways of making me exist, of thrusting me into existence.
—  Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea