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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEEEEN

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Pizza Force [1992: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Adrienne Barbeau]

This rare gem of a movie tells the tale of a horrific cyberpunk future where real food is a luxury and proper nutrition is a privilege. The heartless corporation NutroCorp ensures that the public only gets the bare minimum of vitamins every day, leading many of the underclass to illegally download food through matter replicators. These downloads - known as ‘Hunger Crimes’ - are punishable by brianwipe and relocation, the sentences carried out by members of the Food Protection Agency, also known as 'the Pizza Police.’

The story begins when Luco (Van Damme) and Ryot (Lundgren) are caught in the middle of a food bust on some illegal downloaders; Luco meets a gorgeous young woman (Barbeau) and breaks the law by letting her escape, causing friction between her and Ryot. The drama builds as Luco and Ryot end up fighting their own company after they discover a terrible secret, and the climax of the film is marked by a bloody gun battle in the middle of the NutroCorp food factory floor. A rare gem, Pizza Force will round out any die-hard action fan’s video library.

- Dustin Larson, V.I.B.E Reviews, Apr 1992

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Production photos from the set of Street Fighter: The Movie

Keep in mind, Street Fighter: The Movie is not a movie, but rather the videogame adaptation of the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Street Fighter, which was based on the videogame Street Fighter II.

Not confusing in the slightest.

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History of the Expendables
So much testosterone.

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Probably the best commercial ever made.

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