Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “Who was that?”
  • “I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”
  • “How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”
  • “Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”
  • “So what if I’m jealous?”
  • “You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”
  • “How come you never do that with me?”
  • “Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”
  • “I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”
  • “I heard you and ___ had lunch.”
  • “Are you jealous?~”
  • “Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”
  • “I can’t have these people all over you.”
  • “Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”
  • “Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”
  • “I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”
  • “You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”
  • “I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”
  • “Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”
  • “Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”
  • “Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”
  • “I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”
  • “This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”
  • “Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”
  • “You’re with ME now.”
  • “What is/are he/she/they doing here?”
how jelly the signs appear/how they are actually
  • aries: 9/10 /// 9/10 they're possessive sometimes but are open about it
  • taurus: 7/10 /// 8478/10 these chill ppl are actually not that chill when it comes to someone fucking with their lover
  • gemini: 0/10 /// 0/10 nO fEeLiNgS cLuB (ok they atually have feelings but rarely)
  • cancer: 65308967230/10 /// 65308967230/10 they will probably try to control you without either of you noticing
  • leo: 3/10 /// 7397897/10 THEY PLAY IT OFF SO DAMN WELL LIKE HOW R U SMILING AT THE PERSON'S FACE WHEN YOU'RE BURNING INSIDE ???
  • virgo: -39/10 /// 77/10 surprise!!!
  • libra: 2/10 /// 3/10 they don't usually get jealous but eh they play it off or talk it away very simple
  • scorpio: 666/10 /// 66666666/10 haha rip whoever TRIES to look @ their lover
  • sagittarius: 0/10 /// 2/10 rarely gets jelly lmao
  • capricorn: 5/10 /// 5/10 a good amount, though they hate when someone gets jealous over them
  • aquarius: 5/10 /// 4398691613409834650819502437593021750289375/10 have some mercy on them rip
  • pisces: 8/10 /// 9/10 also a good amount, they usually brush it off immediately and move on

reverse jealous / possessive meme

  • “he / she wasn’t flirting with me, calm down.”
  • “they’re just a friend, i swear.”
  • “you’re being really irrational about all this.”
  • “you can’t tell me what to do.”
  • “you can’t tell me who i can and can’t hang out with.”
  • “there’s no reason for you to be jealous.”
  • “who cares if they were flirting with me? it doesn’t mean anything.”
  • “stop treating me like a piece of property.”
  • “i wasn’t flirting, i was being friendly.”
  • “i don’t belong to you.”
  • “calm down. i’m yours, nothing’s gonna change that.”
  • “are you seriously jealous right now?”
  • “why does it matter who i was with?”
  • “i only have eyes for you, you know that.”
  • “you have nothing to worry about.”
  • “you need to stop being so controlling.”
  • “you have no reason to be jealous!”
  • “why are you acting like this?”