jdronica

Heathers in a Nutshell
  • Beautiful: veronica? being unpopular? it's more likely than you thin- wait nevermind the color coded gays are here to save the day
  • Candy Store: give the note to fat and step into my store of treats while i high kick into oblivion
  • Fight For Me: p l ease p u n ch m e t oo
  • Freeze Your Brain: i stick my dick in slushies ok IT HELPS ME VERONICA YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • Big Fun: Y O U N E E D A J E L L O S H O T
  • Dead Girl Walking: let's break the emo's dick haha fun
  • Me Inside of Me: i said chandler are you dead, she said, "yEAh, i'm dead"
  • Blue: my male genitalia is a shade of blue
  • Blue (Reprise): veronisucc x2
  • Our Love is God: the dinosaurs are D E A D
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay fishing trip affair
  • Seventeen: love me you emo fuck
  • Shine A Light: ah yes singing can cure depression
  • Lifeboat: aLL MY FRIENDS ARE D E A D PUSH ME TO THE E D G E
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): the green is a M E A N
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: ram please love me i have a horse AND IT DOES THE FLAPPING OF WINGS
  • Yo Girl: girl u fucked
  • Meant To Be Yours: blowing up a school is a symbol of my love you whore
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): croquet mallet as a weapon ah yes
  • I Am Damaged: lmao bye
  • Seventeen (Reprise): let's all get along now even though if this had happened in the beginning nO ONE WOULD'VE HAD TO FUCKING DIE
  • Bonus Songs!:
  • You’re Welcome: rapping intensifies
  • Chainsaw (Reprise): veronica is cow kin rumor
  • Big Fun (Reprise): veronica v o r e s ram and kurt like a buffet
  • Never Shut Up Again: SHUT THE F U C K UP MCNAMARA
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I’m a dead girl walking… this is what happens when you let theater kids do Halloween

  • Me: *watching a new show/movie/ playing new game*
  • Brain: I bet people ship them
  • Me: Nah...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *searches the ship up on google to find loads of fanart of the two*
  • Brain: You ship it right??
  • Me: I don't ship it, I'm just looking
  • Me: I don't ship it, I'm just looking
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Brain: Oh stop lying to your self, you ship it.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *searches up ship name and follows loads of blogs on tumblr of the ship*