jdate book

The Signs as JDatE

Aries- Our race was created as food for worms that do not die. Our eyes are as sweet as candy to them.

Taurus- I

Gemini- serve

Cancer- None

Leo- BUT

Virgo- K

Libra- O

Scorpio- R

Sagittarius- R

Capricorn- O

Aquarius- K

Pisces- KORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUERER KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK

  • me: *takes a deep breath*
  • me: i lo-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love John Dies at the End, we know, you love John Dies at the End so much, Amy and Dave and John are the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love John Dies at the End, we KNOW, you love John Dies at the End, you f*cking love John Dies at the End ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE JOHN DIES AT THE END. WE GET IT.

THREE ARMS ARE BETTER || A John Cheese Mix

01. Ode To Sleep - Twenty One Pilots
02. Bloody Shirt - To Kill A King
03. I Want To Know - Kongos
04. L.G. FUAD - Motion City Soundtrack 
05. Ballroom Blitz - Sweet
06. Wasted Blues - Dead Rabbits
07. Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
08. Basket Case - Green Day
09. What’s My Age Again? - Blink 182
10. My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
11. Camel Holocaust - The Inevitable Backlash
12. Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence 13. Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show 14. People Are Strange - The Doors 15. An Honest Mistake - The Bravery 16. Grounds For Divorce - Elbow 17. Burn It Down - Awolnation
18. Vampire Money - My Chemical Romance 19. Die Die My Darling - The Misfits 20. You’re Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offspring 21. Renegades Of Funk - Rage Against The Machine 22. BYOB - System Of A Down 23. Take This - Gemini Syndrome 24. It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - REM

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This is a companion to Dave’s Mix.  (ah yes, two years late) 

HAPPY BELATED THIS WEEK IS FULL OF SPIDERS~

The signs as enemies in the John Dies at the End series
  • Aries: Largeman
  • Taurus: Shitload
  • Gemini: Dr. Tennet
  • Cancer: wigmonsters, when being controlled by Shitload
  • Leo: REPER
  • Virgo: shadowmen
  • Libra: Molly's floating clone
  • Scorpio: KORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUERER KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK
  • Saggitarius: Shelly Morris
  • Capricorn: spiders
  • Aquarius: Owen
  • Pisces: David's clone, during the 20 minutes it took him to kill David