jb lab

DID THEY MAKE ALL THESE GUYS IN A LAB?

Zelo is like TOP crossed with Baekhyun.

Taeyong is like Luhan crossed with Jongin crossed with Jaejoong crossed with Takeshi Kaneshiro.

Woozi is like a PG rated version of Yoongi.

Hoshi is like Zico’s face crossed with Dance Dance Revolution.

Jongin is the Boss Level of Dance Dance Revolution crossed with a puppy.

Leo is like they made Grumpy Cat sing and dance.

June is like Whitney Houston crossed with Taeyang crossed with shade.

Young K is Jongup 2.0.

Jae is tumblr.

Jackson is Facebook.

PCY is Myspace.

JB is Photoshop.

Youngjae is like Microsoft Word having a meeting with a peanut butter sandwich.

Mino is like a gummi bear having a meeting with both Snoop Dog and Snoopy.

Hanbin is like Hanbin having a meeting with Hanbin. 

Bobby is only made of grunting, sweat and disrespect.