DID THEY MAKE ALL THESE GUYS IN A LAB?
Zelo is like TOP crossed with Baekhyun.
Taeyong is like Luhan crossed with Jongin crossed with Jaejoong crossed with Takeshi Kaneshiro.
Woozi is like a PG rated version of Yoongi.
Hoshi is like Zico’s face crossed with Dance Dance Revolution.
Jongin is the Boss Level of Dance Dance Revolution crossed with a puppy.
Leo is like they made Grumpy Cat sing and dance.
June is like Whitney Houston crossed with Taeyang crossed with shade.
Young K is Jongup 2.0.
Jae is tumblr.
Jackson is Facebook.
PCY is Myspace.
JB is Photoshop.
Youngjae is like Microsoft Word having a meeting with a peanut butter sandwich.
Mino is like a gummi bear having a meeting with both Snoop Dog and Snoopy.
Hanbin is like Hanbin having a meeting with Hanbin.
Bobby is only made of grunting, sweat and disrespect.