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Ummmm I dunno why but I was thinking about @x-i-l-verify ‘s MHA daemon AU and well….

Here’s Aizawa and his Barred Owl.

AU Where Hanzo is a dragon shifter, a human who can turn into a dragon. His species are due to being able to shift from Human to Dragons who where smarter and stronger than normal dragons were hunted for sport.

Hanging a (lets call them Wyvrenthrope) Wyvrenthrope’s head is a mark of royalty and power So the kingdoms of the world hunted his species to nigh extinction When Hanzo was a smol babe with his kin in a den, knights came and slaughter his kin and shit but he managed to escape with Genji.

Hanzo, even though he was young, was aware of his kind and what they are and the power the posses but he believes that humans are monsters and nothing but scum for what they done to his species So Hanzo tells Genji that they must live as “Stupid Dragons” Playing dumb if you will Years pass and they succeed in living, playing dumb animals until Genji decides he wants to live as a human, in the beautiful Human world. They have a fight and Genji leaves and Hanzo never sees him again 

Anyway years pass Enter McCree, a dragon tamer He is reknowned for his dragon taming abilities and has been able to tame every single dragon he has been tasked with That is until the Royal knights get complaints of a dragon terrorizing a farm out in the borders of the kingdom Hanzo has been stealing cattle from a farm to eat. Thus the guards venture out and subdue the dragon with magic and shit whilst Hanzo is asleep, anyway they have Mercy use some witchy sleep spell that fucks him up and he gets taken back to the kingdom Here they chain him up in a barn and dragon tamers try to tame him But he kills them all.

Weeks past Not a single soul has been able to even approach him without getting burnt to death So Gabriel Reyes (high ranking person) orders it to be put down IF Jesse McCree cant tame it Anyway enter McCree approaching Hanzo with a shield or fire proof serape or something and being submissive and all that jazz. Hanzo tries to kill him but Jesse dodges and he looks into the dragons eyes and he just /knows/ He knows this dragon is smart, perceptive. He knows that the dragon thinks him of a threat so each day he visits the dragon and sits outside of the door talking to the dragon Building up a familiarity, Hanzo, Deprived of any sort of relationships HATES the fact that he is finding solace in the storys and time the repulsive human tells him. 

 Anyway McCree is finally able to enter the barn without getting killed by Hanzo. So the other people think hes tamed now but NOPE they enter and they get burnt to a CRISP Then McCree realizes that hes special and the dragon somewhat trusts him. Anyway McCree gives him a few dead chickens for lunch one day and to his utter shock he watches as Hanzo plucks the chickens clean of their feathers and /cook/ them Then McCree realizes this Dragon is fucking smart and is knowledgeable. Hes not a fucking dragon and he starts to speak to it and asks if he can understand him and Hanzo doesn’t answer. Hanzo CURSES himself for doing something so out of the ordinary for a “Mindless Dragon”

Anyway Reyes comes along to check on things after a few weeks and he puts Hanzo INSTANTLY on edge and Hanzo rears at him. Reyes, instantly taking dislike to this dragon who doesn’t submit to his gaze then says it simply “McCree you have exactly one week to tame this dragon, otherwise its will be killed and its hide will be used to make me a new jacket” Then Hanzo understands that to live hes going to have to suck it up and play it safe until he has a chance to escape.

 Now McCree with tries his best to be gentle with the dragon as he tries to convey his need for him to cooperate with him otherwise he will die. Since McCree doesn’t want the most beautiful and intelligent dragon he has ever seen to be killed. then Hanzo nods to him and puts his head down submissively and McCree reaches out and places his hand on his head, albeit it while terrified. 

Now Hanzo starts cooperating with McCree and McCree grow close, Hanzo realizes “This human is special, hes loving and genuinely cares for me”

 Hanzo communicates McCree by writing in the dirt or some shit and they just like become inseparable And McCree is so proud of his SUPER INTELLIGENT DRAGON THAT CAN FUCKING TALK TO HIM.

duh duh duh They pass the training and Hanzo is made his dragon few months later after being inseparable they go on a mission and all hell breaks lose shit happens. They go down and fall into a trench or canyon that keeps them hidden in the forest. Hours pass and McCree wakes up from being unconscious to find a semi conscious, hurt human where his dragon should be .McCree then instantly grabs the human by the throat and picks him and and starts chocking him thinking that Hanzo is one of the enemies that /took HIS dragon/ then he sees, idk a ribbon around Hanzos neck that he wrapped around Hanzos neck when he was a dragon as a gift for him to look extra beautiful when they passed training. Then he realizes ”My dragon is a shifter"


Keep in mind, Hanzo is low-key aggressive to every single person who isn’t McCree. He still hates Humans, just not his cute one. Gotta keep up consistency, Hanzo isn’t just gonna forget what it was like watching his kin get slaughtered for sport.

The Tour

Request: New kid reader whos shy and all and Peter gives her the tour so they kinda just you know get closer ?             

Warnings: None.

Masterlist

Originally posted by peterbparkerr

You fiddled your fingers around as you waited for Tony Stark to come back. He said he had gone to get someone, and that he would be right back. But as you waited, more and more anxiety began to build up inside you.

“Y/N?” Finally you heard his voice again

“Y-yeah?” You stood up quickly, clasping your hands behind your back.

“This is Peter Parker, Spider-boy.”

Suddenly you noticed the boy that belonged to the shoulder Tony had his hand on.

“It’s Spider-man.” Peter whispered, looking at his feet.

“Peter this is Y/N,” Tony gestured toward you with jazz hands.

You tried to control your breathing as you looked at Peter.

He reached his hand out to you, which you didn’t even notice at first.

“I-I’m Y/N.” You mentally punched yourself in the face. “S-sorry that was stupid, you knew that. oh my god I’m an idiot..” You trailed off.

You noticed Peter’s cheeks turning red. You mentally punched yourself again for making him uncomfortable.

“Sorry.” You added quickly.

Tony rolled his eyes as he stepped closer to the two of you. “Peter I want you to give Y/N the tour.”

“M-me?” He squeaked.

Oh great’ you thought. ’He already hates you.You ruin everything

“Maybe it’d be better if I just did this another day-” You reached for your bag.

“No!” Peter said, a little to quickly.

Tony rolled his eyes again, “Teenagers.”


“So, over here is where the Avengers put their coffee grounds in the sink. And here is where Mr. Stark usually stands when he yells at them about it.” Peter walked you around the kitchen.

You chuckled and nodded him on.

“Oh!” Peter looked up, realizing that you weren’t alone anymore. “Y/N, this is The Black Widow! She’s so cool!” He whispered the last part.

“H-hi.” Your shoulders went up slightly.

“Nat.” She corrected Peter, holding her hand out to you.

You eyed it cautiously for a few seconds, but she waited patiently, until eventually you shook her hand and smiled.

Peter continued to show you around for another hour, damn that place was huge.

“And, that concludes our tour!” Peter said as he closed the last door.

“It’s umm- big.” You said quietly. “Thanks, Peter. Maybe we could do this again sometime.” You added.

"Yeah, no problem!” He rocked back and forth on his feet. “And, Sure.” He smirked.

“Well, um. I’ll see you later!” You added quickly before speed walking away.

“Yup!” He shouted across the room.

You were about to make it out of the room, but you heard a sudden sound and decided that it must have been coming from the air ducts, followed by;

“Just kiss already!”

You stopped dead in your tracks, swiveling around slowly to face Peter. Putting one finger up into the air and pointing to the ceiling you asked, “W-what’s- Who… What?”

“Oh, yeah. That’d be Clint.” He shrugged.

“Oh, Okay.”


July/16/2017


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@wannabe-weasley, @flowerprincessofcryptids, @ 8181pjh

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Danny, Sam and Tucker developing their own language, it mostly being a blend of Ghost and Esperanto and gibberish. They use it to communicate to each other without anyone else knowing what they’re saying, when they need to speak about private things, communicate battle tactics without the enemy knowing what they mean, or just to annoy people. 

and then they take it a step further and start speaking in codes in the trio tongue. brief shorthand to get info across quick, like “d7 to mark2-0-K down 9 at count.” the trio are gamers so it’d be similar to how they plan plays, only quicker.

and everyone thinks they’re crazy for having this made up language. Dash teases them because “Didn’t you know you were supposed to grow out of kiddy playing, you dweebs are regressing. Wonder how long till the diapers come into play again.” and they just. talk about how dumb Dash is. right in front of him. because Dash can’t understand. and they laugh about it. and it pisses Dash off. It gets to the point where the trio speak nothing but their own tongue when they’re not in class. they develop a written form of it using ghost letters but they change which letters are assigned to which sounds and combine some letters to form new ones so if even a ghost tried to read what they write it would just be absolute nonsense on top of a language that it wouldn’t know.

Jazz tries to get Danny to teach her, but he refuses because he doesn’t want to confuse her. Teach Sam and Tucker how to speak the handful of ghost sounds that humans couldn’t really replicate had been hard enough. Valerie is confused by the new behavior, but quickly becomes suspicious when she overhears and recognizes a few words being spoken by Phantom.

Jack and Maddie steadily get more and more worried about this kind of behavior because they even speak it to each other when they’re all together in their house. Sam’s parents Blame the Fenton’s for corrupting their daughter by teaching her devil tongues and they don’t believe Jack when he tells them that the language wasn’t Ghostspeak. Tucker’s parents try to not mind but it starts to worry them too. all three sets of parents try to ban the Angela by way of grounding or the threat of not allowing them to see each other anymore, but that just causes the three to shut up. and not say anything, secret language or otherwise. so they eventually just agree to let the kids continue to speak the language though they’re not happy about it, but for their part the trio do cut it down a considerable amount.

Danny accidentally writes part of his papers in the language. Mr. Lancer is beyond done. 

And Vlad just doesn’t even try to understand. Danny tries to annoy him with it but Vlad just ignores him. When Danny doesn’t stop, Vlad begins speaking back to him in an equally nonsensical, fake language, one that he, Jack and Maddie made back in college. it becomes a virtual nonsense conversation because they keep talking to each other but they have i no idea what the other actually means. sometimes it evolves into arguments other times its surprisingly calm and they seem to communicate well. Danny uses every chance he gets to insult Vlad. Vlad uses the opportunity to reveal, in detail, his exact future plans right to Danny’s face.

Today Is The Day (Drabble?)

This’s a challenge from Jazz - one of the very first writers I follow, she inspires me to try writing fanfics. Shes’ witty, smart and hilarious. I love her writing, whether it’s Voltage or SPN, her fics keep me glue to my seat.

What better way to thank her by giving the triple celebration a go, so here it is.


I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Today is the day. It is the day of the wedding.

You like the fact that a couple standing in front of everyone, family and friends to vow their love and promises to each other, binding their souls till death do them part. You have been struggling to keep yourself from crying all morning, hoping to look your best.

And here he is, looking so perfect in a white tuxedo that brings out his eyes with his hair slick back which is not the way you prefer since people are intimidated by it but you love all sides of him.

Mei Ling forces a smile and whispers, “I really thought you two were going to get married.”

So did you, smiling back bitterly, you stand beside her, speechless, and watch the love of your life marry someone else. Their hands holding onto each others’, his eyes on the priest most of the time. It is nauseating. When the time comes to ask for objections, you swear Baba almost raises his hand. Thankfully, the ceremony is quick and none of his friends seem genuinely happy except the bride and her family.


Shaking your head, you find your way through the groups of guests. As you reach the French doors out to the lawn, with no-one between you and the fresh air, your stop and let out a long sigh.

There he is, among the dark shadows of the evening, Soryu stands there, his white tux becomes the brightness against the darkness. Hesitating on the step, you feel the knot tightening in your stomach. But before your feet could move, Soryu turns around and rushes over to you without checking if anyone’s looking, he grabs onto you tightly.

“You’re here.” He whispers into your ear before nuzzling against you. “You look amazing.” You’re melting in his arms, in his scent and his words but you pull away from him, taking all the strength in you.

He reaches for you again and you back away, “Soryu. You made your choice.”

“You know this marriage is only a business deal, I want you.” The mobster says sternly as you feel the tears start to sting your eyes. “There is another way.”

Your entire body shiver at his offer, have you fallen this far from being in love with a mob boss and considering to be his mistress? “Soryu, I just want a simple life.” You pinch your eyes shut with tears hitting your cheeks like rains drops on the window. “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”

He reaches for you again, pulling you into him. This time, you let him. Wrapping his long arms around you until you two are heart to heart, your head resting on his chest. “I do love you, _____.”

Your heart ache at his words, “No, you don’t.” The tears stop and are quickly replace with anger at the thought of the insulting offer he’s mentioned.“I will not be the other woman, Sor. How could you? If you love me, how could you expect me to sneak around, to be hidden in some mansion and just wait to see you few hours at a time. I AM NOT A TOY!” You struggle away from him but he holds you tighter.

“You are the one I want to marry but I am a mobster, ______. There are rules to obey, ways to do things in the family. I swear, I will do anything…”

“Leave.” You cut in, staring right into his sadden eyes, “If you love me enough, Soryu Oh. Leave it all behind and marry me instead. If not…. let me go … for good.” It would be so easy just to say yes and have him even if it isn’t all of him, even to share him.

He loosens his grip and gently swipes away your tears, “I should go back inside,” His voice comes out broken and cracked, “____, I’m sorry.”

You have to leave now knowing the sight of him would completely break you, squeezing his hand one last time and watches him returning to her side, smiling like nothing’s happened while you quickly hide into a restroom and burst into tears.

Today is the day. It is the day of the wedding- the day the love of your life marrying another woman over you, choosing the Ice Dragon over you.

Today is the day you’d never forget.


NOTES: Hope I haven’t ruined the quote too much >.< Moving on Aug 1st so HAPPY PRE BIRTHDAY MY QUEEN!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

here’s Gunner doing a sick kick flip

So I was reading a post that argues that Danny from Danny Phantom is trans, citing various instances that might be taken as hints toward that fact. This inspired me to rewatch Danny Phantom and I am super into this headcanon. 

I mean, I just watched episode 3, when Danny is being hunted by Skulker and meanwhile the lady from Genius Magazine (a magazine for women geniuses) is interviewing Danny’s mom. The interviewer becomes interested in Danny, and Jazz immediately tries to stop her from talking to him, with a desperate, “I DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA!” Which is weird at first…but later the interviewer says, “Man, if only Danny were a girl” which is perhaps why Jazz was trying to shield him (Jazz, as we know, is very very protective of Danny’s secrets. Maybe she was afraid that the interviewer would say something like that *to* Danny, which might be rough on him). Plus, the main plot of the episode involves a gorilla who is assumed to be male, but at the end of the episode it is revealed that the gorilla is actually female. When Mr. Lancer grumbles, “Didn’t anyone at the zoo bother to CHECK?!” Danny responds, “Maybe they were just respecting her privacy!” Parallelism, maybe? For Danny’s privacy being respected, I mean.

Anyway. Trans boy Danny is great and I am fully on board.