Transformers: Third Wheel (Pt. 10)

Title: Third Wheel
Warning: This inhabits a weird area where it’s a humor fic, but people sensitive to misunderstandings causing serious discomfort probably shouldn’t read.
Rating: PG
Continuity: G1
Characters: Smokescreen, Hound, Mirage, Bumblebee, Jazz, Blaster.
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors, nor does it make a profit from the play.
Motivation (Prompt): People on Tumblr were talking about ‘bots dribbling on themselves while fantasizing about voluptuous bumpers. It had to be written.

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