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Beauty and the Beast  | Don’t Die on Me - Pilot

Tell them the truth, say they tried to kill you, say Vincent saved you. 

When TV Shows are dying because technicalities

SO THIS IS BASICALLY ME WATCHING MY TV SHOWS ON ANY GIVEN DAY…

AND THEN SOMEONE COMES IN (On Twitter / Tumblr / Whatever) AND SAYS

AND I’M LIKE WHADDYA TALKING ABOUT?

AND THEY GO ON ABOUT RATINGS, AND CANCELLATIONS AND STUFF AND ALL I HEAR AFTER THAT IS “TUNE IN! TUNE IN! LETS GET THESE RATINGS UP! LETS SAVE OUR SHOW!”

AND I’M LIKE…

RATINGS ONLY COUNT IF YOU WATCH IT “LIVE” OR THROUGH THE OFFICIAL SITES. BUT TO DO SO, YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE U.S, OR… HEAR THIS: YOU DON’T GET A VOTE!!

AND SO THE WHOLE WORLD IS LIKE;

DON’T WE MATTER? BY HAVING THEIR OFFICIAL SITES CLOSED TO THE INTERNATIONAL VIEWERS THEY’RE BASICALLY DOOMING THEMSELVES FROM THE START, BECAUSE WE, THE OUTSIDERS, FREAKING MATTER TOO, ALL RIGHT?

AND WE CAN’T VERY WELL VOTE OR HELP THE RATINGS BECAUSE THEY WON’T FREAKING LET US!

IT’S 2-FREAKING-THOUSAND-AND-14, PEOPLE!

SO, YEAH… EVERYTIME I HEAR THE OLD SONG “LETS TUNE IN.LETS TUNE IN! LETS SAVE OUR SHOW” MY BLOOD BOILS. AND WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT TOO AND BE LIKE

AND OF COURSE THE CLASSIC:

“DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME.OK? YOU’VE GOTTA DO THIS ALL BY YOURSELF, YOU HEAR ME? MY ONLY JOB HERE IS TO HOLD THIS SIGN, LOOK PRETTY, AND WAIT FOR BETTER TIMES”.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH. OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO PRACTICALLY SPAM OUR FOLLOWERS, AND SOME MORE, SO EVERYONE AND THEIR COUSIN KNOWS THAT WE WANT THIS SHOW RENEWED. HOW SCREWED UP IS THAT?

SO NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME…