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A/N: My little cousin owns a pink unicorn plush toy and its name is Pinky. Need I say more?

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A/N: As requested, this is Part II! Have fun! ;)

Part I

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A/N: Boomer clearly won that survey the other day. So… here we go. Sex in a pile of leaves… ENJOY! ;-)

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BIG NEWS about ILLUMINAE announced in the Hollywood Reporter! Yup, looks like this @firstinlinereaders​ title is headed to the big screen- and Brad Pitt and the Warner Bros Team are involved! Check out the full article here. #FirstInLine @misterkristoff @amiekaufman @hollywoodreporter

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A/N: Request from @arrowswithwifi. I utterly enjoyed writing this, like, I love both Brits and Aussies and I have a strong British accent myself so this was seriously so much fun. See translations of slang words at the end of the imagine. Have fun!

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THE SUICIDE SQUAD IS HERE

In addition to Margot Robbie being cast as Harley Quinn several weeks ago, we now know who else will join Task Force X! It seems that all of the rumors are true…

CONFIRMED:

  • Jared Leto as The Joker
  • Will Smith as Deadshot
  • Tom Hardy as Rick Flagg
  • Jai Courtney as Boomerang
  • Cara Delevinge as Enchantress

What do you think of the first big screen incarnation of the Suicide Squad? Did they pick the right characters? Did they pick the right actors? Is Oprah Winfrey really going to play Amanda Waller? BATFAN INCORPORATED wants to hear your thoughts!

My Reactions To The Suicide Squad
  • In September 2014
  • Warner Bro's: So we're thinking about doing a Suicide Squad movie after Batman V Superman...
  • Me: Oh yeah? Who're you thinking of getting for it?
  • Warner: Well we are talking to David Ayer to direct-
  • Me: Sold!
  • In October 2014
  • Warner: So guess who we're talking to star in Suicide Squad!
  • Me: Who?
  • Warner: Will Smith and Tom Hardy!
  • Me: Ooh, that would be cool!
  • In November
  • Warner: Guess who we're talking to for Suicide Squad now!
  • Me: Who can top Will Smith and Tom Hardy?
  • Warner: Margot Robbie is gonna be Harley Quinn, and we're talking to Jared Leto for the Joker!
  • Me: ...
  • Warner: ...
  • Me: Shut up and take my money!
  • In December 2014
  • Warner: So here's our full cast bro, are you ready for this?
  • Me: Hit me with it man!
  • Warner: Will Smith is Deadshot. Margot is Harley. Jared is The Joker. Jai Courtney is gonna be Captain Boomerang. Tom Hardy is gonna be Rick Flagg. And Cara Delevingne will be The Enchantress.
  • Me: *whistles* Nice!
  • Warner: Oh! And we're looking at a few actresses for Amanda Waller! Who do you like best, Oprah Winfrey, Viola Davis, or Octavia Spencer?
  • Me: ...
  • Warner: ...
  • Me: I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?! THE REST OF MY DAMN WALLET!?
  • In January 2015
  • Warner: Viola will be Waller! Are you excited?
  • Me: OF FUCKING COURSE I'M EXCITED! DO YOU HAVE TO ASK!?
  • Warner: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Warner: You're starting to scare me man...
  • In July 2015
  • Me: Why you looking so down?
  • Warner: We showed a sizzle reel for the fans at comic con, that was just for those fans, and they leaked!
  • Me: Well that sucks.
  • Warner: Yeah, well, here's the HD version anyways. If people are gonna watch it we don't want them to watch a shitty version.
  • Me: Oh dude, this is a boss reel! Everybody looks grea- Wait... Is that the Joker?
  • Warner: Yeah?
  • Me: I'm buying twelve tickets for this thing now!