jay sandwich

anonymous asked:

Headcanon of being in a relationship with Jason and Roy please?

I hope this is what you meant! (I wrote the headcanons for a poly relationship)


• Movie nights are a three person cuddle fest

• You probably end up sandwiched between Jay and Roy

• Boring missions are flirting time

• So many corny pickup lines.

• “Roy, we’re already dating!”

• “Jason Todd, do NOT even start.”

• You eventually give in and crack a couple jokes yourself.

• Sleeping is a weird tangled mess of limbs

• The three of you alternate between who the mother of the relationship is.

• Sometimes Jason is being all protective

• But you and Roy are being irresponsible and stupid

• Or you and Jason will go off and do some dumb ish and Roy will be all “I can not believe you two.”

• Or you desperately trying to keep Jay and Roy from getting themselves killed.

• Sooooo much PDA

One Strange Night // Jay Park & Im Jaebum College AU!(M)

Originally posted by ohsexyguys

Originally posted by morkeutuan

Pairing: Jay Park x Reader x Im Jaebum

Genre: Smut, threesome

Summary: You live with Jay and Jaebum in a student house near to your university, and things get very interesting one night that you all decide to watch a movie instead of going out partying.

A/N: Please note that this scenario is rated mature and contains content of a sexual nature including threesomes, oral, orgasm denail, begging, lots of dirty talk. (Also, sorry for using two GIFs but there are no GIFs with these two boys together to my knowledge!)


They say that your days at college are the most stressful and crazy days of your life – and this was true. Not only did you have mountains of work to hand in and make near impossible deadlines, you had seen some pretty crazy shit, both on and off campus.

You lived in a student share house; you and two other boys. The first was Jay Park, born and raised in Seattle who was majoring in music production – and if he could put full time party boy down on his resume, that would be applicable too. The second was Im Jaebum, a study abroad student from South Korea who moved in around the same time as you and Jay. When you first met him, his English was barely coherent thus him keeping to himself most of the time – but now, 2 years down the line, you and Jay had him talking like he was from down the road, causing the three of you becoming close; even though your personalities differed greatly.

Living with 2 handsome men wasn’t easy. Actually, most of the time, living with men wasn’t easy; period. More than often, they left things lying at their backside for you to clean up, and not one of them knew how to work a cooker or washing machine to save their lives. You wondered how they survived up until this point, and then it clicked with you that these boys had lived with their Mothers all their lives – and now living with you, you took it upon yourself to mother them when and if so necessary. Not only because you wanted to help them; you also had a huge crush on both of them too.

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lil-mizz-jay  asked:

Don't you hate when you're just gently kneading that delicious bread on your subway sandwich and you open your mouth wide to take a bite and you're salivating everywhere and going full ahegao just thinking about how delicious it's gonna be and then oops you squeezed it too hard and it squirted mayo all over your face

Hate it? How can you hate such subtile meat and and saucy taste all over you mouth you can even feel it deep down your throat… It’s almost a naughty sin! <3

Hard to Find

Summary: True love is hard to find, but Jensen Ackles may have stumbled upon it at a bed & breakfast in a small, Kansas town.

Part Five: Would You Go With Me?
Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader
Word Count: 2340
Warnings: None. 

A/N: I’m putting this up without editing it so it can be up before I go to work. Forgive any mistakes!

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Genius

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

‘Aish my baby girl is so good at this.’ Jay cheered once you won another round of the stupid bubble game they continuously made you play. You rarely ever plays game whether it was on play station or on your phone. You weren’t just the gamer type but while waiting for Jay to get ready Sunghwa had convinced you to play against him and you finding out your natural talent at playing it. It wasn’t even hard, you were just very good with colour coordination and keeping everything in order. You were in event management, it was the same as whipping all the staff into shape and distributing task. That was at least how you see it. You just bit your lips and gave Pumkin who was sitting beside you with a disbelief look at the horrendous loss he just went through.

Jay massaged your shoulder, showering you with praises at being the person to beat. ‘How come whenever I ask you to play games with me you don’t want too?’ Jay asked rhetorically as he laughed along with everyone at Sunghwa who was stretching, prepping himself to play against you.

‘No I don’t want to play anymore.’ You whined trying to get up as Jay pouted and tried to push you back down.

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anonymous asked:

you have to watch this! Jai describing kaboom's first date! (youtube) watch?v=MdPy_M1kPYo

HOOOOOO BOY ANON GOD BLESS YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS

ok i used hola better internet to watch this since it doesn’t stream in my country and I’m going to transcribe the relevant bits. Karen used to be on Movie Surfers back in the early 90s and the interviewer asked her what kind of question she’d ask about Suicide Squad if she were doing something like Movie Surfers today. So she asked Jai the following question - 

Karen: If Boomerang had a chance to take Katana on a date, what would the night be like? Would it be a daytime thing or…?

Jai: If Boomerang was taking Katana on a date, I reckon he’d take her to the drag-racing. And they’d have a nice night at the drags. And then he’d take her to a movie at his grandma’s house. They’d cozy up and have a movie. They would watch…The Land Before Time and eat banana sandwiches. 

Karen (who has been making the most adorable expressions and approving noises this whole time): Banana sandwiches? 

Jai: You know what I mean? You never had those? 

Karen: No, what are those?

Jai: I grew up on them. You put banana and cheese on a grill. I was never a fan as a kid but they were very popular in Australia. 

Karen: Banana sandwiches…I’ve never had those. That’s like an Aussie thing? See, so much can happen in the sequel!

Jai: That’s a pretty red hot date, don’t you reckon?

Y’all should go watch this vid if you can. Switch your browser VPN to Cyprus to watch it! Their body language is so cute. They’re so into it; it’s very endearing. I love that Karen could’ve asked anything but this is what she chose and Jai spent a good amount of time trying to make it as cute as possible - you can really tell. Also I don’t know if you guys remember, but Boomer mentions playing “mahjong at [his] Nana’s” when he first pops out of his sack so I suppose we can assume he’s close to his grandmother. :’)

I’ll make a vid with my phone later and post it here so you guys can watch.

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14. Django Unchained Directed by Quentin Tarantino

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13. The Cabin in the Woods Directed by Drew Goddards

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12. Seven Psychopaths Directed by Martin McDonagh

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11. Bernie Directed by Richard Linklater

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10. SKYFALL Directed by Sam Mendes

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9. Looper Directed by Rian Johnson

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8. Beasts of the Southern Wild Directed by Benh Zeitlin

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7. Moonrise Kingdom Directed by Wes Anderson

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6. HOLY MOTORS Directed by Leos Carax

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5. It’s Such a Beautiful Day Directed by Don Hertzfeldt

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4. Life of Pi Directed by Ang Lee

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3. Zero Dark Thirty Directed by Kathryn Bigelow

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2. The Master Directed by Paul-Thomas Anderson

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