Fucking EL James
- Person: What's your favorite book?
- Me: Hmmm, that's a difficult question but I might have to say Jasper Fforde's Shades of Grey.
- Persom: Isn't that the one....
- Me: Yes, except instead of being erotic Twilight fanfiction, it's a dystopian novel where people can only see one color and live in a hierarchy in which the specific color that they see and how much of it determines their place in their society which is run like a British boarding school. And instead of a seriously unhealthy portrayal of a BDSM relationship, there are man-eating trees and a spoon shortage.