jasper and friends

  • *jasper, seeing the harvest chamber*
  • jasper: they're performing human experiments in here!
  • maya: oh my god, i can't believe it!!!
  • jasper: they're hanging grounders upside down and using their blood for treatment!
  • maya: that is BRAND-NEW INFORMATION!!!!!!
  • jasper: ...you already knew, didn't you?
  • maya: little bit.

Epi has been wanting to reconnect with her old friend Jasper, so she invites him over. Finding out he is Iba’s new fiancee, Epi immediately switches from friendly mode to flirty mode!

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I did that speculative junk what I love to Steven Universe. Basically, gems look like semi-transparent hologram dolls with visible energy lines (sorta their nervous system?) and homeworld gems have almost robotic looking bodies designed for pure function and/or an alien aesthetic appeal. The Crystal Gems assumed humanoid forms a few hundred years ago so that they are less terrifying to humans. Steven has the glowy glowy nerves too, but his opaque meat body normally hides them.

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🎀💀 SOFT JASPER 💀🎀

BUT ACTUALLY i rly enjoy doing fashion gems so this is a GREAT request!!

Being best friends with Jasper and Monty would include:

  • Being together 24/7
  • Your parents being friends
  • Sleepovers 
  • “Y/N, truth or dare?”
  • Protecting each other from bullies
  • “Hey douchewad, the only person who can bully them is me”
  • Always somehow matching outfits without trying to
  • Getting arrested together
  • You always being the instigator of the mischief
  • “Y/N, what if we get caught?” “stop being such a baby, Jasper.”
  • Friendship cuddles when one of them is sad.
  • Everyone always thinking you guys are in a polygamous relationship
  • “We’re best friends, get over it.”
  • Nicknames™
  • Numerous handshakes
  • Inside jokes to last centuries 
  • Them always finding a way to cheer you up
  • Being in separate Earth Skills classes bc troublemakers™ 
  • Always looking forward to visiting days so you can see them again
  • Being reunited on the dropship 
  • Getting lots of hugs and shedding happy tears
  • “Holy shit i missed you guys so much”
  • Always knowing they’ll be there for you
  • All three of you sharing a tent
  • “Y/N, move over!” “I can’t move over any further, Jasper!”
  • Waking up on top of Jasper
  • Him not minding because he loves you
  • Playing with their hair 
  • Always being the mature one 
  • “Jasper, put the bug down and get to work”
  • Shipping Jonty hardcore bc yes bishhhh
  • But also totally shipping Monty and Harper
  • And deffo shipping Javen thvujbjbilknlkkl
  • Being hellbent on finding Jasper after he was speared
  • Helping Jasper through Maya’s death
  • Helping Monty with anything he needs at that time
  • Fixing Jasper and Monty’s friendship
  • “Thank you, Y/N.”
  • You look out for each other, because that’s what best friends do.
  • Jasper: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
  • Bellamy: It’s too early for this shit.
  • Jasper: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
  • Monty: WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
  • Raven: Oh my god, neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this conversation is a palaeontological disaster
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dont worry, im here for u 💕