Jason Bateman is Super Fast

I had a nightmare a few nights ago that Jason Bateman was chasing me through the woods to kill me. He was hurtling, one handed, over chain-link fences. When I woke up, I was afraid to get up and go to the bathroom because Jason Bateman might be hiding under the bed. I have no idea what the hell that was all about.

And Jason Bateman? If you see this…Dude, I’ve loved you since “Silver Spoons.” I don’t know why you’re so mad at me.