jason onion

i watched Teen Titans vs The Justice League and also The Judas Contract today and see I’m conflicted bc I absolutely adore the characterizations of most of the titans, Damian especially, BUT IT SO HEAVILY FEATURES DICK AND STARFIRE AND I’M NOT REALLY ABOUT THAT LIIIIIFEEEEE  (not to mention that beast boy and terra had me cringing like a motherfucker)

i mean. it wasn’t unbearable. but judas contract especially so heavily focuses on the romance aspect and i kind of just am disinterested in romance in general. They were kinda cute? but nah not for me thabks. Damian and Raven were my saving graces in that whole series tbfh

Chicken Soup

‘what happened after the three days in the infirmary’ shit I suddenly want to write.

also, ignore the title.

“Well, this is a surprise. Who would have thought that of all people to catch the flu, it’s you”

Will Solace sneezed and blew his nose before dropping the tissue on the trash can near his bed. Because of course, being sick doesn’t excuse him being unsanitary and messy with his surroundings. 

Another sneeze.

A sly smile curved up at the edge of Nico’s lips. “What a sight”

“Shut up, di Angelo. Go ahead, laugh at me why don’t you” The son of Apollo’s voice sounded groggy and tired.

“What do you really want me to do? Shut up or laugh?” The son of Hades spoke with sarcasm and stepped closer earning him a glare from the son of Apollo.

“Stay right there, di Angelo! Don’t you dare get any closer” Okay, that sounded a bit louder considering the fact that he was sick.

“Okay wow, never would have thought that you mind personal space that much” Nico stopped and lowered his face down a little, staring at the infirmary’s floor. Will looked at the demigod and maybe, it was the effect of him being sick and on medication that had him feeling the sadness and rejection from Nico more than he might have on a normal basis but nevertheless, it made him feel rather guilty. 

“Sorry, that sounded a bit harsh” Will spoke, his voice considerably lower “I just don’t want you to get sick, Nico”

“A little flu won’t hurt me, Solace”

“It would. I’m your doctor, di Angelo. Listen to me, I would know what’s best or you” Nico rolled his eyes at those words but didn’t say anything  to contradict “You’re whole body, including your immune system is still at risk. Just because you’re out of the infirmary, doesn’t mean you’re fully recovered. Please don’t act all stupid and irrational” 

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hoth-damn  asked:

Still crying over Mexican jason todd and it's all ur fault also yes where can I purchase these death sticks

i cry over mexican jason todd every day

like??

  • jason todd who remembers his mom singing him old spanish lullabyes. i can just imagine jason being in charge of a baby for whatever reason and the smol cannot sleep and is restless so jason just kind of holds it close and starts, “duermase mi nino, duermaseme ya,”
  • jason todd who can’t help but belt out the tricolour whenever there’s a soccer game. (don’t ask me why. even if we don’t watch the game, we gotta bust out the tricolour.)

  • jason todd who cannot eat anything without hot sauce or some type of chile. “what’s on your hot dog, jason?” “uuh, ketchup, onions, tomato, bacon, and like three jalapenos.” tim also decides to one day take one of jason’s fries and dip it in the sauce and he nearly chokes, “whAT THE HELL IS THIS JASON??” “ketchup…and hot sauce mixed together.”

  • jason todd who listens to every latino artist to have ever had a hit. he owns like 2 selena shirts and will definitely bust out the vicente fernandez when he’s drunk. not bc he’s hurt, but bc he can’t not cry to those songs. no tengo trono ni reina, ni nadie quien me conprenda, pero sigo siendo el reeey

  • jason todd who gets a bit of culture shock when coming into the manor like, bruce is just so white. who wears shoes inside the house?

  • jason todd protecting the barrio because no matter how shitty it may look it’s still home.

  • jason todd belting out responses in spanish without thinking and the batfam just going with it, because that’s a regular thing. damian and dick do it all the time with their respective languages.

  • jason looking good in one of those giant bulky ponchos.
im gonna stop here bc i cRY 
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Dipper of the Day (63 and 64)

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anonymous asked:

im so sorry kyla but its 3:30 am and i cant stop thinking about the no raw onions video. every other comment is 'i would go on chopped just to give him raw onions'

jason would go on chopped, work hard to get into the final round, then serve fucking scott conant a raw red onion salad, look right into the camera and say ‘Wayne Enterprises is donating all the money I would’ve won to the top three charities of my choice. Peace out girls scouts.’ and then walk out the door. 

he gets called back to come on again for the ‘fan favorites’ round