jason in the wild

[Sally and Paul are out of town for Sally’s book tour. Percy, having decided to invite the Seven and a few other friends over, is putting away anything likely to get broken. Jason, who arrived early, is helping.]

Jason(Gingerly examining what appears to be a very ugly ceramic blowfish): Is this what I think it is?

Percy(Glancing over over from the dresser): That? Yeah. You can just put it with the others.

Jason(Confused): The…

[Percy points to the closet. Giving Percy a strange look, Jason opens the door to discover shelf upon shelf of blowfish in every shape, size, hue and material imaginable. He takes a half step back]

Percy(Joining him): Kinda creepy, right?

Jason(At a loss for words): …why?

Percy(Taking the blowfish from Jason and adding it to the collection): I dunno, it’s just this weird thing Paul’s students do. Every year, his graduating class gives him a blowfish. You know- Blofis, Blowfish. It’s a tradition.

[Jason nods, but seems unable to look away. Percy stands next to him, surveying the blowfish armada]

Percy: …Honestly, I don’t even think he likes them.

[They are mercifully interrupted by Leo, who scrambles into the room, sparing three seconds of bewilderment on the blowfish closet before deciding he has more pressing matters to worry about]

Leo(Yanking Jason around by the shoulder to face him): Jason. Jason, bro, we kissed. She kissed me. Like ten minutes ago. In Percy parents’ bedroom.

Percy(Smacking Leo with a conveniently placed copy of Jane Eyre): Dude! Don’t make out in my parents’ bedroom, that’s disgusting!

Jason(Letting Percy attack Leo with Jane Eyre a few more times before separating them): I’d kind of figured you’d gotten past that already- all the ladies love Leo, right?

Leo(Eyes wide and fidgeting worse than usual): No, dude, shut up, I’m freaked out. I don’t… I don’t think I’m very good.

Jason: Good at-

Leo(Grabbing Jason by the shoulders again): At kissing! And I mean, Calypso’s done a lot more kissing than me over the years- like, even without the immortality thing. And with heroes. Heroes! Like, the legendary kind, with swords and muscles and social skills. The kind that probably knew how to kiss! I don’t want to suck so bad she dumps me! Girls dig you, I’m asking for advice!

Jason(Who has kissed exactly two girls in his life): Look, as far as I can tell, there’s two basic rules- one, don’t bite anything without permission, and two, the human tongue is like wasabi. It’s very powerful and should be used sparingly.

[Leo begins nodding, then freezes, staring at something beyond Jason’s shoulder. Percy, facing the same direction as Leo, gives a snort of laughter he hastily tries to disguise as a cough]

Jason(Closing his eyes): She’s standing right behind me, isn’t she?

Calypso(Mimicking Jason): “The human tongue is like wasabi!”

Jason: I don’t sound like that.

Percy: You kinda do.

Calypso(Sidling around to stand next to Leo, who is trying to sink into the floor): Actually, I think Leo’s tongue is like sunscreen. It’s good for your health and should be applied liberally.

Jason: I REALLY didn’t need to hear that. I really wish I could stop IMAGINING that.

Percy(Gravely): The idea itself is so offensive, that it’s actually illegal to say the words ‘Leo Valdez’s tongue’ on TV. 

Jason(Sagely): The penalty for violating that law is ten years in prison.

Percy: Or one Leo Valdez tongue bath.

Leo(Face in his hands): I hate you.

Jason: Everyone chooses prison.

Leo(Glaring through his fingers): I HATE YOU.

[Rolling her eyes, Calypso gently pries Leo’s hands from his face and kisses him. After a moment of hesitation Leo kisses back, putting his hands on her hips]

Percy: Oh gods. Oh, gods, I’m blind! I’m blind!

Jason(Severely): Please stop. You’re upsetting the blowfish.

My aesthetic is Jason Todd being so ride or die that he would fly into the country where he was literally tortured to death because his new friend seemed like she could use the moral support/an extra pair of eyes, and not even taking a plane that could actually fly on its own so that his other new friend could carry it in and feel useful.

mbti celebrity types

INFJ

Hugh Grant - Carl Gustav Jung - Niels Bohr - Ryan Gosling - 

 Andy Samberg - Enya - Jamie Bell - Larry Page - J.K. Rowling - Nicolas Cage 

- Florence Welch - Heath Ledger - Chris Martin - Jim Sturgess - 

Emma Watson - Martin Luther King, Jr. - Simone de Beauvoir - Agatha Christie

- Marilyn Manson - Al Pacino - Adrien Brody - Cate Blanchett - Blake Jenner

- Michelle Pfeiffer - Rooney Mara - Carey Mulligan - David Schwimmer - 

Tilda Swinton - Joanna Newsom - Sufjan Stevens - George Harrison - 

Jennifer Connelly - Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Michelle Williams - Zoella -

Jena Malone - Logan Lerman - Noah Taylor - Dylan Minnette - Justin Long -

Ginnifer Goodwin - Chiwetel Ejiofor - John Boyega - Shawn Mendes - 

Nick Jonas - Hilary Duff - Liam Hemsworth - Mike Bailey - Rupert Grint - 

Millie Bobby Brown - Shannon Purser -  Mara Wilson - PJ Liguori - Alexis Bledel 

- Cory Monteith - Aurora Aksnes - Allison Raskin - Tegan Rain Quin - 

Dan Howell - Jack Harries - Scott Hoying


ENFJ 

Zooey Deschanel - Nelson Mandela - Oprah Winfrey - Nigella Lawson - Bono -

Helena Bonham Carter - Bradley Cooper - Jennifer Lawrence - 

Dakota Fanning - Michael Moore - Zack de la Rocha - Chris Hemsworth - 

Chris Evans - Chris Pratt - Nat Wolff - Rachel Weisz - Jack Black - 

- Anjelica Huston - Jessie J - Gabbie Hanna - Eddie Vedder - Avi Kaplan -

Demi Lovato - Peter Jackson - Sam Claflin - Geena Davis - James Corden 

- Drake - Nina Dobrev - Victoria Justice - Gaten Matarazzo - Bridgit Mendler 

- Kirsten Vangsness - Bernie Sanders - Mike Shinoda - Serj Tankian - 

Hannah Hart - Chester See - Jonghyun ( Shinee ) - Eddie Murphy - 

Thomas Sanders - Nicholas Hoult - Ella Henderson - Ashlee Simpson - 

Kelly Rowland - Hayden Panettiere - Chord Overstreet - Kate Winslet 


INTJ

Jude Law - Friedrich Nietzsche - Mark Zuckerberg - Isaac Newton -

Nikola Tesla - Stephen Hawking - Jean-Paul Sartre - James Cameron -

Annie Clark - Ashley Olsen - Jay-Z - Patrick Stewart - Daniel Day-Lewis -

Jason Bateman - Lucy Liu - Demi Moore - Simon Cowell - Kate Bosworth -

Cillian Murphy - Orlando Bloom - Ludacris - Hugh Laurie - Adam Brody -

Zedd - Frankie Muniz - Douglas Booth - Tom Felton - Joe Sugg - Krystal Jung

- Minho ( Shinee ) - FKA Twigs - Eugene Lee Yang - Jordana Brewster - 

Adam Levine - Zendaya - Maggie Q - Sinéad O'Connor - Jeremy Irons - 

Kevin Spacey - Michael Pitt - Wes Bentley


ENTJ

Denzel Washington - Pink - Macklemore - Bill Gates - George Clooney - 

Charlize Theron - Adele - Tea Leoni - Katharine Hepburn - Cobie Smulders -

Prince William - Idris Elba - Ben Affleck - Casey Affleck - Zoe Saldana - 

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Pine - Jamie Foxx - Jason Lee - Lenny Kravitz -

Fairuza Balk - Kate McKinnon - Rose Byrne - Penn Badgley - Leighton Meester

- Chad Kroeger - Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Elizabeth Olsen - Miles Teller 

- Camila Cabello - Calvin Harris - Peter Dinklage - Annette Bening - 

Kat Dennings - Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Willa Holland - Naomi Scott - 

Lilly Singh - Philip DeFranco - Evan Edinger - Melanie Lynskey - 

Safiya Nygaard - Anton Yelchin - Sharon Stone - Kate Middleton - Naya Rivera 

- Jennifer Lopez 


INTP

Steven Spielberg - Albert Einstein - Charles Darwin - Robyn - Dan Fogler

- Sergey Brin - Jesse Eisenberg - Charlotte Gainsbourg - Sigourney Weaver - 

Tina Fey - Andreas Scholl - George R.R. Martin - Nicolas Winding Refn - 

Adam Driver - Louis C.K. - Emily Blunt - Anna Kendrick - Josh Radnor - 

Sandra Bullock - Daniel Radcliffe - Dylan O'Brien - Emma Roberts - 

Sara Paxton - Jonah Hill - Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Seth Rogen - 

Michael Cera - Kristen Wiig - Kaley Cuoco - Emma Stone - Asa Butterfield 

- Piper Perabo - That Poppy - Jim Chapman - Link Neal - 

Dakota Blue Richards - Alexander Arnold - Ashley Tisdale - Patrick Fugit 

- Shawna Howson - John Cusack - Meg Ryan - Paul Dano - Emile Hirsch - 

Zach Galifianakis - Jason Biggs


ENTP 

Barack Obama - Robert Downey Jr. - Stephen Fry - Amy Poehler - 

Gillian Anderson - Rose McGowan - Paris Hilton - Robbie Williams - 

Mads Mikkelsen - Jessica Chastain - Ellen DeGeneres - Jack White - 

Shia LaBeouf - Amy Schumer - Julia Roberts - Colin Farrell - Samantha Morton

- Philip Seymour Hoffman - Amy Poehler - Jason Sudeikis - Sia - Kerli - 

Ian McKellen - Elizabeth Banks - Natalie Dormer - Eva Green - Mia Kirshner - 

Katherine Moennig - Judi Dench - Glenn Close - Paul Bettany - Kim Basinger -

Alan Rickman - Mark Pellegrino - Matthew Modine - Traci Lords - 

Grace Helbig - Victoria Song - Debbie Harry - Andrew Scott - Lee Pace - 

Bill Nighy - Rebel Wilson - Julie Benz - Jonny Lee Miller - Onision - Markiplier - 

Shane Dawson - Gene Wilder - Rory Cochrane - Laura Pergolizzi - 

Patrick Wilson - Kaya Scodelario - Tom Hanks - Steve Martin - Lauren Jauregui

- Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Peter Sarsgaard - Dustin Hoffman - Lena Olin -

Mikael Persbrandt - Katherine Waterston - Kiefer Sutherland - Tim Robbins - 

Tana Mongeau - Kate Beckinsale - Frank Langella - Mena Suvari 

- Kevin Costner - Iggy Azalea - Karina Lombard


INFP

 George Orwell - J.R.R. Tolkien - C.S. Lewis - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

- Edgar Allan Poe - Franz Kafka - Vincent van Gogh - William Shakespeare -

Jim Morrison - Kurt Cobain - Ian Curtis - Robert Smith - Johnny Depp -

Tim Burton - Bill Watterson - Bjork - Fiona Apple - Thom Yorke - Morrissey

- David Lynch - Andy Warhol - Andrew Garfield - Mia Wasikowska -

Mary-Kate Olsen - Regina Spektor - Lana Del Rey - Julianne Moore -

Carly Rae Jepsen - Winona Ryder - Freddie Highmore - Emilia Clarke -  

Elle Fanning - Christina Hendricks - Jaden Smith - Elijah Wood -

Dominic Monaghan - Emilie de Ravin - Hannah Murray - Bonnie Wright 

- Natalia Dyer - Charlie Heaton - Noah Schnapp - Troye Sivan - 

Matthew Gray Gubler - Princess Diana - Audrey Tautou - Sara Bareilles

- Lee Tae-min - Marzia Bisognin - Hank Green - Dodie Clark - Sara Quin

- Savannah Brown - Chandler Riggs - Bill Kaulitz - John Legend - 

Emily Browning - Audrey Hepburn - Matthew Morrison - Birdy - Igor Hiller - 

Hugh Dancy - Gregory Smith - Jen Ruggirello - Tracy Chapman 



ENFP

Claire Danes - Will Smith - Jennifer Jason Leigh - Gwyneth Paltrow - 

Oscar Wilde - Aldous Huxley - Umberto Eco - Anne Frank - Walt Disney - 

Osho - Salvador Dali - George Carlin - Ricky Gervais - Robin Williams -  

Gwen Stefani - Brittany Murphy - Brie Larson - Portia de Rossi -  

Ewan McGregor - Jamie Lee Curtis - Kate Hudson - Jimmy Fallon - 

Kristen Bell - Minnie Driver - Melissa Benoist - Stanley Tucci -

Willow Smith - Lorde - Susan Sarandon - Alfie Deyes - Steve Carell

- Luna ( f(x) ) - Janis Joplin - Alanis Morissette - Martin Freeman - 

Calista Flockhart - Jane Lynch - Gaby Dunn - Mary Steenburgen - Lili Taylor - 

Shakira - Caroline Dhavernas - Elisabeth Shue - Diego Luna - Amanda Peet - 

Julie Delpy - Louise Pentland - Elise Bauman - Bette Midler - Paul Giamatti - 

Sally Field - Emmy Rossum - Ryan Seacrest - Louis Tomlinson - Leisha Hailey


ISTP

Trent Reznor - Robert Pattinson - Steve Jobs - Clint Eastwood -

Stanley Kubrick - Frank Zappa - Harrison Ford - Eminem - Christian Bale

- Scarlett Johansson - Ellen Page - Kristen Stewart - Snoop Dogg -

Bruce Lee - Daniel Craig - Kate Mara - Ralph Fiennes - Alexander Skarsgård -

Keanu Reeves - River Phoenix - Zayn Malik - Avicii - Paul Walker -  

Milo Ventimiglia - Sehun ( EXO ) - Patti Smith - Max Thieriot - Jodie Foster -

Jennifer Carpenter - Chyler Leigh - Missy Peregrym - Teresa Palmer - 

Ethan Hawke - Erika Linder - Phil Lester - Kevin Bacon - Matt Bellamy - 

Tom Cruise - Avril Lavigne - Robert Redford - James Dean - Finn Harries - 

Shannon Beveridge


ESTP

Lady Gaga - Mel Gibson - Evan Rachel Wood - Malcolm X - Andy Biersack -

Angelina Jolie - Ryan Murphy - Helen Mirren - Mila Kunis - Julia Stiles -

Chloe Grace Moretz - Megan Fox - Agnes Bruckner - Kevin Zegers - 

Dave Franco - James Franco - Alison Pill - Billy Corgan - Léa Seydoux -

Seann William Scott - Ashley Benson - Jared Leto - Dita von Teese -

Khloé Kardashian - Halsey - Josh Holloway - Lana Parrilla - Clea DuVall -

Madonna - Amy Lee - Jensen Ackles - Ian Somerhalder - Finn Wolfhard - 

Gerard Way - Jackson Wang - Dido - Skylar Grey - Kelly Clarkson - 

Abbie Cornish - Mandy Moore - Elisha Cuthbert - Theo James - 

Bradley James - Jenny Shimizu - Mitch Grassi - Jenna McDougall 


ISFP

Mahatma Gandhi - Thich Nhat Hanh - Michael Jackson - Paul McCartney - 

Kate Bush - David Bowie - Nicole Kidman - Jessica Biel - Steven Tyler

- Britney Spears - Rihanna - Leona Lewis - Jayma Mays - Kesha -

John Travolta - Liv Tyler - Drew Barrymore - Prince Harry - Christina Aguilera -

Katy Perry - Leonardo DiCaprio - Justin Bieber - Lindsay Lohan - 

Jennifer Garner - Selena Gomez - Ariana Grande - Tori Amos -  

- Bruce Willis - Dalai Lama XIV - Bill Murray - Ashton Kutcher - Ruby Rose -

Shailene Woodley - Amy Adams - Lily Collins - Kyle Gass - Taylor Lautner - 

- Big Sean - Tove Lo - Rachel Bilson - Michael Bublé - iJustine - Prince -

Jared Padalecki - Vic Fuentes - Jimi Hendrix - Frank Ocean - Jonsi -  

Caspar Lee - Ingrid Nilsen - Rosanna Pansino - Xiumin ( EXO ) - 

Lindsey Stirling 


ESFP

Desmond Tutu - Beyonce - Marina Diamandis - Cameron Diaz -

Hugh Hefner - Jessica Alba - Daisy Ridley - Woody Allen - Amy Winehouse -

Miley Cyrus - Keira Knightley - Alicia Silverstone - Marilyn Monroe - 

Lea Michele - Eva Mendes - Octavia Spencer - Kourtney Kardashian -  

Cara Delevingne - Ringo Starr - Pharrell Williams - Robert Sheehan -  

Hayley Kiyoko - Tyler Oakley - G-Dragon - Alexis Knapp - Brad Pitt - 

Benedict Cumberbatch - Jenna Marbles - China Anne McClain - 

Michelle Trachtenberg - Samm Levine - Linda Cardellini - Camilla Belle - 

Elton John - Janelle Monae


ISFJ

Justin Timberlake - Paulo Coelho - Julian Casablancas - Richard Gere -

John Lennon - Chloe Sevigny - Rosa Parks - Mother Teresa - Naomi Watts 

- Katie Holmes - Kirsten Dunst - Alicia Vikander - Nicole Richie - Cher

- Renée Zellweger - Taissa Farmiga - Eddie Redmayne - Alyson Hannigan -

Ben Stiller - Owen Wilson - Emily Osment - Sam Tsui -

Matthew McConaughey - Tobey Maguire - Tony Revolori - Kiesza - 

Michelle Rodriguez - Matthew Lewis - Jason Mraz - Rami Malek - Tyler Posey - 

Sigmund Freud - Niomi Smart - Michael Keaton - Antonio Banderas - 

Dakota Johnson - Dev Patel - Ollie Barbieri - Lucas Grabeel - Brittany Snow

 - Darren Criss - Chris Colfer - Billy Crudup - James McAvoy - Lizzy Caplan - 

Isla Fisher - Sofia Coppola - Nina Nesbitt - Jennifer Beals


ESFJ

Che Guevara - Nicki Minaj - Francis (Pope) - Penelope Cruz - Anne Hathaway

- Whitney Houston - Mariah Carey - Celine Dion - Shania Twain - 

Hugh Jackman - Woody Harrelson - Adam Young - Courtney Love - 

Randy Jackson - Ed Sheeran - Jason Segel - Vin Diesel - Ezra Miller -

Alicia Keys - Tyra Banks - Victoria Beckham - Vanessa Hudgens -  

Sarah Jessica Parker - Milla Jovovich - AnnaSophia Robb - Fran Drescher -

Rashida Jones - Jennifer Aniston - Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Seyfried -

Charli XCX - Evan Peters - Melissa McCarthy - Robin Thicke - Mark Ruffalo - 

George Michael - Adam Lambert - Hayley Williams - Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

- Kellin Quinn Bostwick - Kanye West - Kim Kardashian - Joey Graceffa - 

Tanya Burr - Rhett James McLaughlin - Laci Green - David Beckham -

Laura Jane Grace - Nelly Furtado - Mark Salling - Toby Turner - 

Natasha Lyonne - Rosie O'Donnell - Jessica Simpson - Pam Grier


ISTJ

Christopher Walken - Anthony Hopkins - Halle Berry - Robert De Niro - 

Sean Connery - Morgan Freeman - Nick Offerman - Natalie Portman - 

Matt Damon -  Uma Thurman - Emma Thompson - Maggie Smith - 

Mark Wahlberg - Patricia Arquette - Mary J. Blige - Liam Payne - Kate Moss 

- Christopher Lee - Naveen Andrews - Kit Harington - Diane Keaton - 

Jeremy Renner - Helen Hunt - Sharon den Adel - Kat Von D - 

- Caleb McLaughlin - Marcus Butler - PewDiePie - Donald Sutherland - 

Kina Grannis - Kurt Hugo Schneider - Leelee Sobieski - Ben McKenzie - 

Joaquin Phoenix - Parminder Nagra - David Suchet - Agyness Deyn - 

Marion Cotillard - Diane Kruger - Ben Chaplin


ESTJ

John Malkovich - Courteney Cox - Alec Baldwin - Jenny McCarthy - 

Judy Davis - Meryl Streep - Jack Nicholson - Ansel Elgort - Amber Heard -

Frances McDormand - Sasha Grey - Taylor Momsen - Ed Westwick - 

J. K. Simmons - Christopher Lloyd - Jada Pinkett Smith - Connie Nielsen -

Elsa Pataky - Eva Longoria - Lena Headey - Kathy Bates - Jessica Lange - 

Mark Ronson - Michael Angarano - Katie Cassidy - Diane Lane - 

Joseph Morgan - Joe Keery - Quentin Tarantino - Lyndsey Gunnulfsen - 

Michelle Obama - Anna Akana - Yixing Zhang - Kathleen Turner - Dave Grohl

- Freya Mavor - MØ - Lykke Li - Michael C. Hall - Jaime Murray - 

Katherine Heigl - Mel B - Vera Farmiga - Marcia Gay Harden - Tara Reid -

Charlotte Sullivan - Elizabeth Perkins - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Jason Dean // Ich Lüge (+ key lyrics)

1. Coming Down - Halsey // I found God, I found it in a lover. When his hair falls in his face, and his hands so cold they shake.

2. Heaven In Hiding - Halsey // When you start to look at me, a physical fatality. Don’t you see what you’re finding? This is heaven in hiding.

3. Not Afraid Anymore - Halsey // I am not afraid anymore, standing in the eye of the storm. Ready to face this, dying to taste this, sick sweet warmth

4. Walk the Line - Halsey // You’ve got a way to keep me on your side. Because you’re mine, I walk the line

5. Hypnotic - Zella Day // Locked up till you’re moonlit, brushing my hair back, feeling your lips on my cold neck

6. Garden - Halsey // You think my bruised knees are sort of pretty, and I think your tired eyes are kinda nice. 

7. Come As You Are - Prep School // And I swear that I don’t have a gun. No, I don’t have a gun.

8. Human Behaviour - Bjork // If you ever get close to a human and human behaviour, be ready, be ready to get confused.

9. If I Had A Heart - Fever Ray // If I had a heart I could love you, if I had a voice I would sing.

10. Afraid - The Neighbourhood // When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place.

11. Father - The Front Bottoms // I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help.

12. Feeling Good - Muse // It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, It’s a new life for me, and I’m feeling good.

13. Me And the Devil - Soap&Skin // It must be that old evil spirit, so deep down in the ground.

14. No Church In the Wild - Kanyé West // Human beings in a mob; What’s a mob to a king? What’s a king to a god? What’s a god to a non-believer? Who don’t believe in anything?

15. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People // All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun.

16. Sail - AWOLNATION // Maybe I should cry for help, maybe I should kill myself. Blame it on my ADD, baby.

17. Terrible Tommy - Ryan Horne // I blame my mother and my father for the man that I’ve become. I was born into this family, I was born the devil’s son.

18. Wonderful World - JWM (feat. Shadow Royale) // And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. 

19. R.I.P. 2 my youth - The Neighbourhood // Might be a sinner and I might be a saint, I’d like to be proud, but somehow I’m ashamed.

20. The Stupid, the Proud - IAMX // God is dead. We get to sleep tonight. Walk with me into the truth out of your lies.

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