jason f

Green Day:
*Writes songs about not blindly following the government*
*Writes songs about coping with death and loss*
*Writes songs about coming out as a bisexual to family*
*Writes songs about teenage insecurities and drug addiction*

Critics:
“Green Day aren’t known for having meaningful lyrics but they sure are catchy!”

anonymous asked:

So my sister has this book called "Go The Fuck To Sleep" that's meant for children too young to repeat the words. Any headcanons about this book + Sleep deprived Timbo + Jason? Bc I can imagine Jason throwing the book at Tim's head before leaving the room at like, 4am or something

-Jason would just be like “Listen fucko time to go to sleep before I knock you out” and Tim would look at him with what could only be described as a dead face because he’s been up for like four days
-Jason physically carrying Tim in a fireman’s carry up to Tim’s room because Tim refused to move
-“Okay story time you little shit, since you refuse to go to sleep” “Jason I’m responsible” “If you say so bud”
-“This is definitely not for children.” “Of course it is. It has pictures.”

  • Bruce: Did you just say the 'F' word?!
  • Jason: Food?
  • Dick: No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in the batcave you fuckin' dumbass.
  • Bruce: DICK!
  • Jason: Why the fuck not?
  • Bruce: JASON!
  • Tim: Dude you just said 'FUCK' again.
  • Bruce: TIMOTHY
  • Damian: [muffled] Fuck.
  • Bruce: DAMIAN
  • Jason: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
  • Bruce: How would you like to go see Alfred?!
  • Jason: How would you like to suck my balls?
  • *everyone in the cave gasps*
  • Bruce: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
  • Jason: Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was
  • *pulls out megaphone*
  • Jason: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, BRUCE?
  • Tim: Holy shit, dude.

(Mild Spoilers) “Episode five of Star Trek: Discovery was a ground breaker. Not only did it explore the first openly gay relationship in Trek TV history, it also featured the franchise’s first f-bombs.” Read the full article on Variety.