- Heather C: I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!
- Veronica: Why would you write that?
- JD: I'm just trying to tell the truth
marvin trying to take the tkf on a road trip!!!! jason buying tacky tourist fridge magnets!!! mendel finding a reason to stop every other mile to go to some weird tourist spot nobody knows about!! whizzer bringing his camera everywhere and coming back with half his suitcase full of polaroids!! jason and mendel drawing things on everyone's faces when they're asleep!!! each family member getting a day to play music and whizzer sob-belting showtunes while marv threatens to turn the car around!!!