Aria: found out the guy she made out with is her new English teacher

Hanna: got hit by a car

Spencer: thought her bf was dead and went briefly crazy

Emily: literally every girl she’s dated has died, tried to drown her, has been married, or used up all her water taking showers and ended up being evil

Ezra: found out he had a son only to find out it wasn’t his son

Caleb: had to be apart of that train wreck Ravenswood

Toby: innocently ate his gf’s gummies only to find out they were pot infested and got unintentionally high on the job

Jenna: is blind

Alison: got buried by her mother after she was hit in the head with a rock, was tricked by Mona into faking her death, came back only to find her mom dead, found out she had a brother named Charles who was dead but then alive who turned out to be Cece her brother’s ex gf who was once Charles then Charlotte then cece and now Charlotte again

Jason: TRICKED INTO THINKING HIS OWN BROTHER WAS IMAGINARY AND WAS ALSO HIS COUSIN NAMED FREDDIE, FOUND OUT HIS DAD WASNT HIS DAD BUT WAS REALLY HIS SISTERS BEST FRIENDS DAD WHO LIVED NEXT DOOR WHO IS HIS HALF SISTER AND ALSO THAT HE KISSED HIS OTHER HALF SISTER MELISSA WHO HE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS RELATED TO AT THE TIME, HIS SISTER DIED, HE ALMOST DIED FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT, REALLY LIKED ARIA AND HER PINK HAIR BUT SHE JUST WANTED TO DATE HER ENGLISH TEACHER, HIS SISTER CAME BACK TO LIFE, HIS MOM WAS KILLED, FOUND OUT HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND CHARLIE WAS ACTUALLY HIS REAL BROTHER NAMED CHARLES WHO WAS DEAD BUT ACTUALLY ALIVE, WAS PARALYZED BY HIS BROTHER CHARLES WHO TURNED OUT TO BE CECE HIS EX GIRLFRIEND, AND HE HAD TO FIND OUT HE DATED HIS OWN SIBLING WHILE LAYING PARALYZED ON THE GROUND IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL NEXT TO HIS ALSO PARALYZED DAD

Can we just agree Jason has had it the worst

ok wait

so not only was Jason depressed, a drug and alcohol addict, resented his sister and family life, found out his father was not his biological father, was practically hated by kenneth, never felt loved, dated melissa and found out she is his half sister, lost his real sister, then she comes back from the dead, lost his mother, finds her freakin body in the yard and now finds out he dated ANOTHER one of his fucking sisters????!!!

if he wasn’t suicidal before, he definitely is now. 

The Tragedy of Jason DiLaurentis
  • #1:He was told that Charlie was his imaginary friend.
  • #2:He believed Freddie was his second cousin.
  • #3:He made out with Melissa.
  • #4:He found out that Melissa was his half-sister.
  • #5:He dated CeCe who was known as prom queen at Rosewood High.
  • #6:He got dumped by CeCe after the night Alison went missing.
  • #7:He found out that he had a secret brother called Charles.
  • #8:He wanted to meet Charles to celebrate his birthday upon Charles' request and invite.
  • #9:He got kidnapped and drugged by Charles.
  • #10:He learned Charles was no longer Charles because of the transition and is now Charlotte while being paralyzed.
  • #11:He found out he dated his sister Charlotte while being still paralyzed.
Let's just take a moment for Jason

1. His parents convinced him his brother was an imaginary friend
2. He was ignored for a long time by his parents and sister
3. He developed a drinking problem and didn’t seem to really get help for it
4. His brother turned sister manipulated and seduced him
5. Someone caused him to fall down an elevator shaft
6. When “A” became a threat his own father ignored his existence and only took his sister to supposed safety
7. When he tried to meet with “Charles” it was crashed by the police and the liars
8. He was kidnapped by “Charles” and forced into a paralyzed yet conscious state to hear about how he could possibly be killed

#PROTECTJASON2k15