The Batfamily as Things My Friends Have Said
Tim: *to Kon after finding out there was a tornado warning* Shh, be quiet so the tornado doesn’t hear us…
Jason: *upon hearing Roy has been around someone else besides him* I don’t know who this “friend” is but they can go…lick a tree
Barbara: Do not make me turn this library around, I swear to Jesus Harold Christ
Dick: My butt, like, deflected it
Damian: I’m gonna grab you…by the crotch…and body slam you.
Cassandra: Oh my god there’s an arrow going through my boob
Helena: You guys bout to catch these hands *accidentally punches herself in face*
Stephanie: No, it’s just that I almost punched you in the boobs when I was trying to pick flowers
Luke: *trying to build a kite* It requires 30 grams of instructions
Bruce: *pointing at Tim* He’s eyebrowing at me to the tune of Jaws
Alfred: We got to slap each other with realistic feeling ham
AND MY FAVORITE
Duke: *staring at his family and friends* Why are we impersonating birds????