jasdebi

  • The Earl of Millennium: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Tyki: Have everyone stand.
  • Wisely: Bring three more chairs.
  • Jasdevi: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Road: Kill three.
  • Tyki: Alright, there were two lookouts, but I took 'em down.
  • Wisely: Wow, I didn't hear a single thing!
  • Tyki: First rule of battle: Don't ever let them know where you are.
  • Jasdevi: WOOO-HOOO!! *deafening gunfire* I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! YEAH, YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! *explosion*

random dgm headcanon:
the noahs going on a family trip. destination: hawaii ~(˘▾˘~) … (~˘▾˘)~
they drop their noah clothes and wear colorful flower patterned shirts, flower crowns and flower necklaces. road somehow managed to convince adam to wear a grass skirt and a coconut bra. they’re fooling around together. wisely drink as much as he can because adam’s outfit will haunt his dreams forever. lulu bell licking milk next to him. sheril is killing the hula dance on the dancefloor. jasdevi playing with hula hoops. the others playing limbo with the locals. and tyki hunts fish in the ocean

  • Devit: Jasdero and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Road: Well, that's cute. 'Cause Tyki and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Tyki and I finish each other's —
  • Tyki: ... — sentences.
  • Devit: Yeah? That all you do? Because I -
  • Jasdero: — and Dero —
  • Devit: — can read —
  • Jasdero: — each other's —
  • Devit: — minds! Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Jasdevi in unison: Pizza! One, two, three, murder! One, two, three, clouds!
  • Road: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Tyki: We can't.
  • Road: One, two, three! Candles!
  • Tyki: Can't do it!