#SOMA au where everything is the same, only Simon keeps making Bioshock references that Catherine doesn’t get. They just keep slipping out and when she goes “Wut” he’s always like “uh nothing”. She finally calls him on it after he’s seen his reflection and muttered “turned into a frickin’ Big Daddy” because no seriously Simon, she’s not letting this slide wtf are you even on. And he has to explain its a video game and they both lament the fact the internet is gone so she can’t look up what Bioshock is.
and then Simon has to stop and actually conceptualize that the entirety of the internet is fuCKing GoNE
which of course leads to another round of everyone’s favorite game, ‘Catherine telling Simon to Fucking Focus because holy crap they have shit to do’