Oh gosh. Let’s see. #1. Jarod & Miss Parker from The Pretender, because THEY NEVER GOT THEIR HAPPILY EVER AFTER. The show was cancelled and the creators wasted the tv movies on building up more mystery and questions instead of, you know, letting them make out for two hours. #2. Jax & Alexis from General Hospital, because THEY HAVE THE MOST PERFECT FRIENDSHIP IN THE UNIVERSE and it makes me want to puke rainbows and cry all the happy tears. #3. John & Helen from Sanctuary, because TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC. ‘Haunted’ has ruined me forever.