jared and jensen are going to kill me

Imagine Being Sam and Dean’s Sister

Originally posted by thecwspn

“Deano come on!” you whine as you follow your brother throughout the bunker. They were going an a hunt and they were not going to let you come. 

“No y/n. Remember last time? You almost got killed,” he says, going into his bed room to grab his bag. “That’s because you left me in the car,” you say, rolling your eyes as you jump on his bed.

“And if I bring you along, you will stay in the car and get hurt again. It’s a lose, lose sweetheart,” he says. You see your other brother walking pass Dean’s door. 

“Sammy-,”

“No, y/n,” he calls out not even turning around. 

You pout. 

“What am I supposed to do then?” you ask. “Watch Harry Potter like you usually do or The Hobbit. You’re currently obsessed with that,” Dean replies, making his way out of his room.

You stand quickly, following him.

“But I’ve already watched it like 40 times,” you tell him. It’s true. You’ve even watched all six movies in a row and boy it was a chore.

“No you haven’t. You still have to watch Battle of the Five Armies,” he says and you know he’s got you caught. You hated that movie because your babies die. Your little durins.

“I think I’ll skip it again,” you say as Dean stops with Sam by his side.

You look at your two brothers and smile sadly. “Just don’t get hurt, alright? If you do, I’ll hurt you again,” you say bringing in the two oafs into a hug.

“We’ll be fine, little sis. What could possibly go wrong?” Dean asks and you shake your heard. Always such optimism until they call you to save their asses.

Okay, this wasn’t my fault at all, I swear. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!1

All I said was “Could you guys be fighting over me, but Jared’s winning?” and I couldn’t see whatever the fuck that is Jensen’s doing with his face.

The Contest-Part 8

To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest. They are doing open casting calls all over the country. Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.

Characters: Reader, Best friend Nikki (OC), Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, Cliff, Emily (OC) other Supernatural cast and crew

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

Nikki and I were sitting just off camera killing time while I waited until they needed me again.   The guys were filming with Mark and Nikki had come over to ask me about a interview then stayed to keep me company.

I was reading a magazine and Nikki was looking at her phone intently and snorting with laughter.  “What are you reading?” I asked her.  She held up a finger telling me to wait.

“Samini fan fiction on Tumblr.”  She responded with a grin.

“Samini what?”

“I’m reading stories fans have posted online about Sam and Gemini having sex.  In detail.”  She waited for my reaction.

“Wait……people are writing sex stories about Sam and Gemini online?” I said, shocked.

“Oh, and about you and Jared too.” She added as an afterthought.

I swiped the phone out of her hand. “Let me SEE that!” I started to read, and my face turned bright red.  The scene finished shooting, and the guys came over to where we were sitting.  “Oh my God! That is disgusting, and not even anatomically possible!” I shrieked, throwing the phone in Nikki’s lap.

“What’s her problem?” Jensen asked, raising his eyebrow at Nikki.

“I just told her that people are writing sexy fan fiction online about Sam and Gemini, AND Her and Jared.  She didn’t believe me, so I showed her some.”

“Comes with the territory, Y/N. You’d better get used to it.”  Misha said matter-of-factly.  “Castiel has had sex with……well…..pretty much everybody.”

“Lemme see.” Jensen said, reaching his hand out for Nikki’s phone.  Jared and Mark started reading over his shoulder.  “This one is pretty good.” He commented.  Mark was laughing as he read.

“You guys are pigs!” I said, stomping off to my trailer.

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Stuntman

A/N: You guys are gonna kill me with your smut requests *cough* I don’t mind *cough*

Request:  What if misha got hurt and then it’s the scene where he wakes up. An it’s all emotional and stuff. And sweet. And fluffy. Then misha and reader finally go home and…. They do some things ;)

Pairing: Misha x Reader

Warnings: Smut

Word Count: 1.2k

Originally posted by lunasdeath

“Misha?” you said, happy to see that Misha had finally opened his eyes, “Guys! He’s awake!”

“Misha? Hey buddy,” Jared said.

“What? Whe- what’s going on?” Misha asked.

“Jensen, go get the doctor.” you pointed at him, he turned to leave the room.

“Mish, you..you uh, you thought you could do your own stunt and-” you had to stop talking for a minute, your voice was cracking- “you got hit in the head and you got knocked out and you weren’t breathing and-” Jared walked over to you, putting an arm around your shoulder, you didn’t realize you were talking through sobs. You turned into Jared, who was now hugging you as you sobbed against his chest.

“You gave us all a scare there man,” Jared said as the doctor and Jensen walked back in.

“Hey sweetheart why don’t you come with me and get some air.” Jensen said to you, you nodded and pulled away from Jared, Jensen then putting an arm around you and walking you out of the room.

You all had been filming that morning and Misha had insisted, against everyone else’s advice, to do his own stunt. On the second take, Misha got hit in the head with a loose beam, and got knocked unconscious. You were the one filming the scene with him, so you ran over to him, noticed that he wasn’t breathing, and lost it. You hadn’t realized until the ambulance came to get him that you were hopelessly in love with the idiot; and you hadn’t left his side since.

You were in the waiting room with Jensen, you had calmed down some, but you needed to know what was going on. You looked up when you saw the doctor come out. You jumped up to hear what he had to say.

“Mr. Collins will be fine, he’s just had a concussion-” you sighed with relief- “he’s just a little confused right now, he doesn’t remember anything that happened today, and he’ll be tired for a little while, but he’ll be okay.”

“Can he go home?” You asked, you were feeling much better already.

“We will need to keep him for the night for observation, but if he’s fine in the morning, then yes, he can go home.”

You left the doctor to talk to Jensen and went straight back to Misha’s room, running into Jared as he was walking out.

“He’s fine, Y/N.”

“I know, thanks Jare.” You gave him a hug and walked into the room. Misha saw you walk in and smiled at you, you went straight to his bed, pulling up a chair to sit down.

“You’re never doing your own stunts again Misha.” You said, he grabbed your hand, interlocking your fingers with his. You looked down, he had never held your hand before. You looked back up at him.

“When I remember what happened I’m sure that I won’t-” he looked at you, he was glad that you were there with him- “why don’t you go home and get some sleep?”

“I’m fine, besides, what’re you gonna do all night here by yourself?” he smiled at you again.

“I guess you can stay if-” he pulled you up out of your seat and sat up- “you let me kiss you?”

You felt your cheeks start to burn as you nodded and sat down on his bed. He put his hand on your face and pulled you into to kiss him. You scooted closer to him and brought a hand to the back of his neck and one tangled itself in his tousled hair. He winced a little bit when your hand touched the spot he got hit in and you pulled away.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-”

“Y/N, it’s okay-” Misha yawned through his words- “really.”

“You, get some sleep. I’ll be here when you wake up.” you stood up and sat back down in your chair beside the bed, grabbing his hand. He didn’t argue with you because almost as soon as he laid back he was asleep. You sat there for awhile before you laid your head down on the side of the bed, your hand in his, and fell asleep.


The next morning when you woke up, Misha was already dressed and sitting on the bed, waiting for you to wake up. He had been cleared to go home, and you volunteered to drive him.

When you got to his apartment you went inside with him, you wanted to make sure that he had everything he needed. He was supposed to relax for a few days to give his concussion time to heal, and you were more than willing to stay if need be, though he assured you he should be fine. You had followed him into his bedroom to make sure one last time that he didn’t need anything, he had sat down on his bed and you sat down on the foot of his bed. You kept giving him a look of are you sure you’ll be okay.

Once again he reached for your hand and pulled you to him, this time you didn’t stop when you were next to him. You climbed on his lap to straddle him, you guided his hands to your hips as you crashed your lips into his. He laid back on the bed and his hands moved down to your ass, squeezing hard. You let out a small moan as you sat up on him and took off your shirt, followed by your bra.

“You’re not allowed to move-” you told him as you got up to shed the rest of your clothes and then help him shed his- “you’re supposed to be relaxing.”

“Mhmm,” he said as he took his shirt off while you helped him with his pants and boxers. You smiled, impressed at the size of his fully erect cock. You climbed back on top of him and kissed him a few times, grinding your wet folds against him. You moved down to bite his neck as you gripped his cock and moved his head to your entrance, lowering yourself down onto him. You both moaned as you began to ride him, slowly, making sure to take him as deep as you could with every grind.

“Misha, I’m close.” you said as you reached down to rub your clit. Misha grabbed your hand and stopped you,

“Come just from my cock.” he said, you moaned and nodded at him as you began to ride him faster, your orgasm well on its way. When you were close to your edge, Misha began thrusting up into you, hard. Sending you over the edge. You lost your balance and fell forward onto him as he continued to thrust into you at the same pace. Just moments later you felt him twitch inside you as his thrusts slowed, while quietly groaning into your ear.

When he was finished you rolled off of him and looked at him, the two of you exchanging smiles. He stretched his arm out and you scooted close to him. He kissed the top of your head, still breathing heavily.

“Stay?” he asked.

“I was going to stay no matter what you said, stuntman.” You both laughed as you laid there to catch your breath. Something told you that the next few days were going to be anything but relaxing.


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“ you need to get out of here now ”
“ no, I’m not leaving you, I’m not loosing you again ”

Harper ran towards the doorway where two vamps were waiting, she killed both by slitting the throats and tossing their heads in the dumpster outside the derelict house. She was cornered by 3 vamps, having just killed 2 of them she thought she’d could take them. She was tough but not as tough as she thought.

“ come at me you sons of bitches ” Harper said with aggression & cockiness.

“ and cut ” Bob shouted relieved you got through the scene after the 50th take. Jensen was making you laugh & Jared well he was being the dork you loved. You got up from the dirty floor, brushed yourself down and was about to head to lunch.

“ Betty, you better have my favourite ” you smiled to yourself, just about the quickly go into your trailer to wash your hands.

Jensen watched you smiling to himself, Jared noticed his school boy crush he had on you for 5 years but Jensen being him hadn’t done anything and hey how’d he know you felt the same.
“ dude, will you go just ask her out to dinner, do something, I don’t think i could take them loved up puppy eyes anymore ” Jared said grinning.
“ I will, I’m just waiting for the right time ”
“ J, everyone on set knows you love y/n. The worst she could say is no, the best thing she’ll say is yes. Go get her ” He said with a grin.

Since joining the cast Jared was first to be attracted to you but you thought of him more as a best friend, yes you had them feelings there but you tried and it just didn’t work, good job it did otherwise he’d wouldn’t married to your best friend & sister Gen. Jensen on the other hand well he’d loved you since the moment he saw you, from your first scene together, to your big on screen kiss all the fans were routing for, to your first love scene which couldn’t of gone better as the episode had the highest ratings of the Season.

You had falling for Jensen but you thought it would never happen between you two because you weren’t his type and you just thought he wasn’t that close to you. All the effort you put in trying to get to know him when you first joined the cast felt like a complete and utter waste. As much as you had heat and passion on screen, you had nothing behind the cameras, media started talking and thought you were together but you and Jensen put them straight when he started dating another famous actress. You never really questioned his feelings towards you, you just assumed he just didn’t like you.

You were just about to go into the food hall when you saw Jared pointing to you to go see him.

“ what do you want J, you know what I’m like when I haven’t ate, this better be important ”

“ hey, don’t shoot the messenger, but Jensen wants to speak to you ” he said. He thought he’d get the ball moving and try and get you’s two talking.

“ and why would he want to speak to me J ” you asked confused.

“ just go speak to him, do it for me please other wise your favourite Nephews won’t be staying at your house at the weekend ” Jared said joking smiling.

“ oh their fav Auntie is seeing them ” you punched him lightly in the shoulder turning to go walk towards Jensen who was in the dinner queue.

You slowly started walking towards him feeling nervous for a second thinking back to the time where Jensen & you were babysitting Tom & Shep. You were pretty sure Gen & Jared had set the whole thing up.

“ you’ve got frosting on your cheek ” Jensen said pointing to your face smiling.

You had been baking some cakes with the boys when you got in a big food fight with them, which had led to you and Jensen been covered in flour and frosting.

“ oh, thanks ” you said giggling to yourself feeling your cheeks going red.

Jensen stepped closer, moving an escaped hair from your face, he slowly moved closer not one second looking away from your full lips. He moved his hand to your cheek wiping way some of frosting.

He was just about to kiss you when you backed off away from him, you went to check on the boys who were happily playing together whilst eating the cupcakes they’d just made.

You snapped out your daze, walking further towards him when a pretty blonde stared to flirt with him, you rolled your eyes looking back to Jared.

“ see he doesn’t need to talk to me does he, why would he want anything to do with me anyway ” saying out loud towards the direction of Jared, not realising you actually said it to the whole canteen.

“ shit, have I been speaking out load again ” you said laughing it off. You turned around and walked back to your table, you didn’t fell embarrassed but stupid, you looked up locking eyes with Jensen, you stared at him for a few seconds before he smiled and turned his attention back to the pretty blonde.

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“ Harper you don’t have to leave, Dean didn’t mean what he said, just get some sleep and we’ll talk in the morning ” Sam said concerned as his hands were on your shoulders.

“ no Sam, I’m sorry but if he’s going to treat me like that then I can’t be here. I’ve tried to handle it and cope but I’ve had enough. Tonight was the tipping point. I love him Sammy, and that’s why I’m leaving. Please take care of him for me please and you too. I just can’t do this any more. I’m sorry ” Harper said with tears building up in her eyes, she couldn’t deal with feeling worthless anymore.

As Harper left the Bunker, Sam fell to one of the Library chairs with his hands in his face. He didn’t notice Dean had heard the whole thing and was crying just around the corner of where he was.

“ Sammy ” Dean composed himself, patting himself down standing behind Sam.

“ it’s your fault, she’s gone you know. After everything she’s done for us and you repay her like that. I don’t think she’ll ever forgive you and I won’t either. You know what I don’t get, we had everything right for once, you had everything and you go screw it up as per usual. Typical Dean Winchester always has to be right, always wants what he wants no matter the consequences. I just don’t get it Dean, I’m sorry but I can’t bare to look or speak you at the moment ” Sam walked away, his bedroom door slamming shut in the distance. He knows Harper wanted him to look after Dean but he just couldn’t accept it right now.

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After a long day on set finishing Season 13, you & the cast decided to go out to celebrate. You didn’t know why but you were kinda nervous seeing the boys outside of work. I mean you’ve all been out together before but this time you felt more nervous than ever. You decided to slip into a tight red dress with matching heels to fit your curves and threw your hair up in a messy bun, called an Uber and met the girls there with the boys.

Waiting around minding your own business whilst sitting at the bar you saw Jared walking in with Jensen, oh god did he look handsome tonight, not feeling yourself you felt your cheeks blushing for some reason. Jared clocked eyes with you whilst nudging Jensen who’s eyes grew wider once he clocked eyes with you.

You were sitting scrolling through your Instagram and came across a recent photo Jensen had just posted.
Double clicking, the heart popped up on your screen as you smiled to yourself.

“ so are you gonna speak to him or am I gonna have to set you two up again ” Gen said removing an escaped hair from her face.

“ what tell J that I love him, that I’ve loved him since the moment I saw him ” You hesitated for a moment before blurting it out, you smiled looking at Gen noticing a sheepish look on her face.

’ he’s right behind me isn’t he ’ you thought, trying to cover your face with embarrassment again.

“ so you love me huh ” a scruffy low toned voice said behind you, chills went up your spine with hairs standing up on your neck and arms, You didn’t want to turn around, but a little part of you wanted to know what would happen next.

Turning slowly facing Jensen, You looked up slightly but before you could speak or respond to what You’d just blurted out, his lips crashed into yours pulling you closer with every movement.
You were in a world of your own where you & Jensen were the only ones alive. You didn’t want this to end and you pulled him closer.

“ FINALLY ” Jared shouted, high fiving Jensen on the way smiling coming up to Gen.

“ Took you long enough J, I’ve been telling him to tell you his feeling but know, he didn’t listen ” Jared said, being the cocky moose he is.

You looked up with your foreheads touching, Slowly moving your hands so they were intertwining with each other.

“ you know I loved you since the moment I first saw you ” Jensen said with care ness in is voice. He led you to the dance floor and you held onto to each other and danced all night not wanting the night to end.

2

He’d do anything for Jensen.

The little sick fucker already had Jared wrapped around his little bony finger.

“Kill them, please. They make fun of me and—and just kill them.” So, Jared killed four 14 year old boys.

“Kiss me, will you kiss me?” So, Jared kissed his boy, like little baby Jensen wanted.

“Can I watch this time? I promise I won’t ask again.” So, Jared let Jensen watch him kill a prostitute.

“Please, please, fuck me with your gun. Oh God, Jared, keep it loaded.” So, Jared fucked Jensen’s sweet little hole with a loaded gun.

“Love me, please love me. No-one else loves me, Jared.” So, Jared loved his little boy, his jailbait.

But, when the time came when Jensen’s parents found out where their son was going every afternoon, they stopped him. Locked in his room, with a bible and a cross, they’d scream, “Oh, please! Save our son, save him from his sins!”

But night fell, and when Jensen’s door handle jangled, he didn’t expect to see Jared walk through the threshold, bloody and smiling brightly.

“Jared,” the boy sighed instantly, his mouth covered by the older mans. It was Heaven surely where Jensen was, no kids nor his parents could keep him—

Wait.

“Where are they?” Jensen whispered. He looked deep into the pitch eyes of Jared, and he asked again. “Jared, where are my parents?”

Sickly smiled and deranged bloody teeth shone. Jared pulled the boy close, ignoring his whimper, and gently whispered, “I adore you.”

Jensen only then realized how deep he was in.

2

Okay it’s story time! (I promise there is a reason why Jared is never doing the same thing as us.)So my friend and I went to TorCon 2015 and decided to split a J2 op. We walked up to the boys and I explained that we wanted just big hugs and silly faces. Well…. Turns out Jared didn’t get the memo (or has the listening skills of Thomas) cause when we went to get our print …. Jensen,Me and my friend look like goofs and Jared is smiling adorable off to the side.
My friend and I laughed it off and we promised that the next con we’d go to we’d ask for a do over or something.
Well we couldn’t wait a whole year so we decided to go to JaxCon (which was flippin amazing !)
While we were in line for our J2 op … Clif came over to talk to us. He saw that we had an old op printed out and asked what we were doing. (Clif kills me.. He’s so funny)
Clif: “what are you guys doing?”
Me: “ Well we got this done at TorCon and we were inpatient… So we hopped on a plane to get a do-over.”
Clif: *raises eyebrow* “what do you mean?”
Me: “ Clif, look closely … Who’s the only person smiling in this picture?”
Clif: “Hahahahahah Oh my God.. Jared is such an asshole! ”
*all of us started laughing*
Me: “Yeah, we’re going to tell Jared that HE needs to look like a goof now.”
Clif: “this is gonna be good!”

We walk up to the boys and show them the pic..
Me : “ So we wanted to redo this picture but the complete opposite….This time we’re going to be smiling and *i look at Jared* you’re going to be doing a silly face.”
Jensen laughs … Jared’s confused (muffin I love him so much.. Anyways)
Jared: “wait what? What am I doing?!?”
Jensen: *points to us three* “WE’RE smiling … And YOU’RE *points to Jared* doing a S I L L Y face !” *rolls his eyes at Jared and smiles.
Jared: “OOOOH okay ..silly face ..I got this.”
We thank the boys and walk away… And Clif stops us
Clif: “ Shit! I forgot to watch! Did he do it ?!”
Me/Friend: “ Hhaha we hope so!”
Clif: “I’d laugh if he was doing the same face as before! If so I guess I’ll see you at TorCon.”
We said bye to Clif and went on our way……. Once we got out op we were so happy. Jared nailed it ❤️
-The End

Two Prompt Tuesday #22

Prompt: Hey, I wanted to tell you … that smile of yours drives me wild.
Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader
Word Count: 1520
Warnings: None.

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So Jensen said that Dean and Cas have no hard feelings but what pisses me off is the fact that we know Dean won’t say sorry. We know he won’t say sorry to Cas for almost killing him. Knowing Cas he won’t say anything and forgive Dean. I need Cas to be pissed or for Dean to actually apologize. If they don’t acknowledge the fact that Dean almost killed Castiel I’m going to go to the writers and just-

Originally posted by thewinchesterdaily

Supernatural season 12 so far

Toni: I can’t believe you’re making me torture and mind rape the Winchesters and murder all the American hunters wow so harsh but I’ll do it

British MOL: No I just want you to try and work out an agreement

Toni: Here I go, just following orders. Wow so harsh

British MOL: No I just need you to-

Toni: Oh damn now you’re telling me to kill their mom too. Gee wiz. Wow.

British MOL: :|

So much shit happened in 1 minute and 28 seconds

•Misha being cute and whispering to us that he would secretly video them in the green room
•so much glitter
•not enough glitter, apparently
•Rob: “I think we’re gonna need more glitter glue, guys”
•JENSEN GIVING MISHA A FUCKING VALENTINES DAY CARD
•Jensen ruining Richards card because Jensens has to be better than everyone’s and fuck you your not better
•"Awe thank you that’s so sweet!“ IM NOT OKAY
•Jared being late and wanting to get in on the gay card making action
•but I thought Jensen was afraid of glitter
•FUCKING HELL I WILL NEVER GET OVER JENSEN GIVING THAT CARD TO MISHA
•"here you go buddy” KILL ME

  • Dean: *in a crowd and can't find Sam* this calls for drastic measures
  • Dean: CAS AND I ARE TOGETHER FOR TWO WEEKS NOW
  • Sam: *kills whole crowd* YOU LITTLE FUCKER ARE JUST TELLING ME NOW LET ME PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU BITCH
  • Dean: fuck gotta go